J Diddy: They don't know I poisoned it

riverclaw: when your parents ask you to share with your siblings

Zeko: no, to get the ratio right you have to weight it before adding the stench wad
DiscoName: weighted training noodles
Ashuralol: I want a spoon
Frogina: "Mooom! He still got more than me!"
Demit: 'see?! I told you! Your plate has 4 ounces, but mine only has 3.98"|
blockhead77: You can't be too careful around the noodle bandits
thebetter saaauuuccceee: When you're faster than your friends at dinnertime.
Antic the Fearless: When your kids are always complaining that their siblings are getting more food than them.
Thereminivan Beethoven: Counting Carbs: Stoner Edition

The not very chosen one: Average sibling food sharing experience

Painterguy: She jolli on my bee til I chickenjoy - 9 pts

Big Daddy Grimm: me laughing at the filter that made her look so silly - 5 pts, 3 vts

Sauceror Vitalysis: he says my face looks jolly - 2 pts
Zanthia: She must have had the beans. That realy stinks! - 5 pts, 3 vts
thebetter saaauuuccceee: Don't be suspicious - 1 pt

Chadomancer: Sandra didn't know it, but she was about to get her eggs deviled. - 4 pts

Frogina: When you find your ONLY fan - 14 pts

BoomBoomBam: The ever cautious Chef chooses only the most fragrant of meat for the daily special. - 5 pts, 2 vts

Tokyo Baby: When using phone is not allowed at work so you scroll with the customer instead! - 7 pts
Empty_Bottle: look at this phone, companion i am currently sobbing - 8 pts

					3	3	3			9
		2	2			1				5
1			1							2
					1	2			2	5
							1			1
								1	3	4
2	1		3	2	2		2	2		14
	2	3								5
	3			3					1	7
3		1		1				3		8