J Diddy: They don't know I poisoned it

riverclaw: when your parents ask you to share with your siblings

Zeko: no, to get the ratio right you have to weight it before adding the stench wad
DiscoName: weighted training noodles
Ashuralol: I want a spoon
Frogina: "Mooom! He still got more than me!"
Demit: 'see?! I told you! Your plate has 4 ounces, but mine only has 3.98"|
blockhead77: You can't be too careful around the noodle bandits
thebetter saaauuuccceee: When you're faster than your friends at dinnertime.
Antic the Fearless: When your kids are always complaining that their siblings are getting more food than them.
Thereminivan Beethoven: Counting Carbs: Stoner Edition

The not very chosen one: Average sibling food sharing experience