Rgarz1: Sorry grandpa the stairway to heaven is too crowded we're taking the subway - 9 pts
Elffaw: Me and the boys smuggling BEANS at 3AM - 11 pts
Dance_dance: we really need to either find a mechanic open on the weekend, or stop holding funderals on Saturday. this is the third time this year the hearse broke down. - 2 pts, 2 vts
Nobodybond: Phil was willing to resort to extreme measures to avoid paying the subway fare. - 6 pts
Loathbred: "How else was I supposed to get the sex doll through customs?" - 3 pts
CandyMan: Hey, no jumping the turnstile! - 2 pts, 1 vt
Rather Dashing: I am very sorry, Mr. Dracula, but you will have to buy a ticket just like everyone else - 7 pts
LowRez: This one weird trick can save you hundreds in subway fares. - 12 pts
Basref Vrumjuhon: DIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING - 4 pts
no one 1: Coffin in the train for those coughing in the train - 4 pts
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Elffaw: Due to budget cuts, the white power ranger shall now be a motorcycle. Forever. - 14 pts
troubletop: GO GO DIRTBIKE RACERS! - 0 pts
Loathbred: "you just haaad to push the red button on the ship, didn't you, carl." - 8 pts
iAmFROmchina: next time remember to refuel the zords - 2 pts, 1 vt
LOrd preSidenT: When you play a challenge path without any iotms. - 6 pts
Rather Dashing: Slow, slow, Power Rangers! - 13 pts
Basref Vrumjuhon: The latest episode of Power Rangers: Crippling Debt! - 10 pts
Brocktoon: It's the Mighty Mo-ped Power Rangers! - 4 pts
Rgarz1: I told you we shouldn't have left the megazords running with the keys in it, this happened last time! - 1 pt
Crooker: Dude, we REALLY gotta get our zords fixed... - 2 pts, 2 vts
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TaPol: Praise the lord, it's a miracle. I've wanted that wall painted for years!! - 8 pts
Ninjahunter: hol up, i need to paint a cross first - 6 pts, 2 vts
Sacez: Alright Father, you can exorcise her but first, let me finish painting this spot. - 6 pts, 2 vts
Tobyous: Fine example of art being exorcised out of an otherwise normal girl - 0 pts
Lord President: When those demonic goofballs finally kick in. - 0 pts
Rather Dashing: Today only, exorcism and renovations for the price of one! - 16 pts
Kopi11: "Might as well" - 4 pts, 1 3
The Hombre: OSHA Approved! - 4 pts, 0 3's
Westcliffe: Home repair for exorcists will return after this brief commerical break. - 7 pts
Rgarz1: "Sorry Father Maxi tell that demon to hold still i need to finish these edges" - 9 pts
Elffaw: Killing three birds with one pope - 6 pts, 2 vts
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TaPol: Damn it, now I know why these Autistic Wallet Wizards where so cheap. Note to self; NEVER say I have cash to burn again!!! - 0 pts
Twip: "Wizard my ass. Use a hundred." - 9 pts, 4 vts
Judalin: Me when I buy Magic cards - 5 pts, 2 vts
Westcliffe: Dumbledore still hadn't quite gotten the hang of muggle money. - 4 pts
Rather Dashing: Finally, Amadeus mastered the firebill spell. - 5 pts, 3 vts
TheGreatReferencer: A demonstration of what happens when you try to buy into selling Herbalife - 9 pts
Rgarz1: "This is the science of magic class!" - 0 pts
Elffaw: " Alright kiddos! My wife filed a divorce against me, so today we will learn how to not let her have any of my money! " - 8 pts
Wubba Lubba DubDub: I now cast the spell of fiscal irresponsibility - 14 pts
Brocktoon: Behold! The Crash of 2008 explained in a single image! - 6 pts
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Here are the stories from this year's Crimbopalooza. Stories are listed on its running order, with the scores next to the entrant name. Semi-final non-qualifiers will be listed by their ranking afterward.
