Doctor Claw: Next we'll play golf at the Grand Canyon! - 3 pts
Rather Dashing: Bill was always known for pretending his balls were bigger than they were - 12 pts
Rgarz1: Remember kids money can't buy everything but it can make you a ping pong champion - 4 pts, 3 vts
Elffaw: Strongest man in the world, holding the 1 ton ping pong paddle, colourized - 7 pts, 1 3
lmaoYOUtube: Table Tennis Is big EaZee! - 0 pts
no one 1: critical chance 100%. 3x chance of fumble. 100% fair and big brain - 5 pts, 2 vts
vrdt: im not over compensating youre over compensating - 5 pts, 3 vts, 1 3
Tobyous: When you get someone to play your favourite online game for the first time, and then watch them try battling in the tutorial zone. - 6 pts
Judalin: The Game of Capitalism: Beginner level. - 4 pts
Dance_dance: it's not cheating if no one objects. - 7 pts, 2 3's
Sacez:  Speak softly, carry a big paddle - 14 pts
Nasius: Pay to Win!
For Charity! - 5 pts, 3 vts, 0 3's

					1	1				1			3
3			2		2	2	3						12
			1	1							2		4
	2			3			2						7
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				2		3							5
1	1							3					5
2		2						2					6
		3							1				4
					3					3	1		7
	3	1	3				1		3		3		14
								1	2	2			5

Rgarz1: Netflix's new anime adaptation of Sleepy Hallow has gone too far! - 11 pts
blockhead77: Dude, you gotta stop losing your head out there. - 6 pts
Basref Vrumjuhon: Just because you haven't seen living mannequins before doesn't mean you should lose your head about it! - 2 pts, 1 vt
Dance_dance: Dude. I'm totally right there with you. You lose you head, I lose mine. See bro, I got your backblo - 11 pts
Elffaw: "Damn bro, try not to lose your mind over this training session. We're pretty ahead of the competition. I bet we even have time for some HEAD ;)" - 1 pt
gulliver gumpling: "training for the mannequin rebellion." - 2 pts, 1 vt
DrMotives: Competive facelift team is really taking off - 8 pts
Brocktoon: Fox News reports that everyone is losing their heads over Covid-19  - 12 pts
vrdt: when you fight mike tyson be like - 4 pts
lmaoYOUtube: Bro move! How sure are you I'm a man? my head defines me you clown! - 6 pts
Chadomancer: A silver lining of the coronavirus: as stores shut down across the nation, mannequins got some much needed time off to exercize. - 13 pts
Lord President: My head exploded trying to come up with a funny caption - 2 pts, 2 vts

	1				3	2	2			3			11
		2		1					3				6
	2												2
3				2		3			2		1		11
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			2										2
2		1	1							2		2	8
	3	3						3			3		12
				3						1			4
					1			2				3	6
1			3		2	1	3	1			2		13
							1					1	2

(Original, edited by Tony, who also provided the extra votes)


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Rgarz1: Sorry grandpa the stairway to heaven is too crowded we're taking the subway - 9 pts
Elffaw: Me and the boys smuggling BEANS at 3AM - 11 pts

Dance_dance: we really need to either find a mechanic open on the weekend, or stop holding funderals on Saturday. this is the third time this year the hearse broke down. - 2 pts, 2 vts
Nobodybond: Phil was willing to resort to extreme measures to avoid paying the subway fare. - 6 pts
Loathbred: "How else was I supposed to get the sex doll through customs?" - 3 pts
CandyMan: Hey, no jumping the turnstile! - 2 pts, 1 vt
Rather Dashing: I am very sorry, Mr. Dracula, but you will have to buy a ticket just like everyone else - 7 pts
LowRez: This one weird trick can save you hundreds in subway fares. - 12 pts
Basref Vrumjuhon: DIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING - 4 pts
no one 1: Coffin in the train for those coughing in the train - 4 pts

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				3		3	2	3		11
1									1	2
	2					2		2		6
					1				2	3
		2								2
3				1	3					7
2	1	1	3	2	2	1				12
			1				3			4
	3						1			4

Nachunte: Cinderella had it easy. - 7 pts, 5 vts
Meh657: SkateGlass - 0 pts
commanderMack: Kick Shove-It, More Like Kick Shatter-It, Am I Right? - 7 pts, 4 vts

TheTractor: "Smashing" - Nigel Thornberry - 17 pts

Dance_dance: Desite being a Cinderella homage- somethings just do not work - 1 pt
JoJoBa: It was either this or the styrofoam jetpack demo... - 5 pts
heroic Kol player: guy= drinking, skateboard=my life - 0 pts
Zammorak: Hey, check it out! I folded my sugar sheet into a skateboard! - 3 pts
Ouchfest: Accessory: Glass Skateboard - disappears at rollover, -25 initiative, stuns Dudes for first round of combat, makes you look like an idiot - 9 pts
PlasticLobster: [Tony Hawk Pro Skater Voice] Frontside, 360 with a TETANUS SHOT! - 11 pts

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1	2					2	2			7
2	3	3		3	1		3		2	17
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	1		3		2				3	9
3		2			3		1	2		11