Rgarz1: "Everyone rips on the fat guy but even the ref agrees bullying Sumo Sam deserves a Falcon Punch" - 6 pts
Glovinator87: Breakin' 2: Majestic Seppuku - 8 pts
Zammorak: "I never trust a man farther than I can throw him." - 19 pts
Judias Iscariot: Sumo flop, referee was just in a bad place xD - 1 pt
Pyacide: "sumo wrestler of Isle of man pays homage to his flag" - 8 pts
Monarch309: For those days when you think you had a bad day at the office . . . - 4 pts
Plehq2: grand reenactment of the last scene in "The Road to El Dorado" - 2 pts, 1 vt
SwordsRCool: The young Lady lets Both fighters know that if your Smelly Foot is not REMOVED Instantly from My Nose or I will step into the Ring & Take you both on, then you can smell my feet. - 2 pts, 1 vt
Korcedle: Critical Failure Dodge, Critical Success Attack - 7 pts
Eyelash: you've seen it here folks, the only match that is totally undecipherable - 3 pts
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jsmit1007owns: Ich bin der handliche Mann - 0 pts
Elffaw: This guy comes up to you on the beach and slaps your girlfriends ass, and asks you to buy a phone. What do you do? - 7 pts, 1 3
lmaoYOUtube: i must radiate myself to make me mutate against the race of humanity! - 1 pt
Rather Dashing: Shiv-in-the- chestkia? We say NOkia - 3 pts
Nasius: Area 51 Raid 2 Electric Boogaloo prototype Mk II Standard issue Kyle Armor - 13 pts, 7 vts
Brocktoon: Hey, I just met you and this crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe. Or you can use this number, or this one, or this one, or this one, or this one...please call. - 7 pts, 0 3's
Judalin: Blessed with this new invincibility, Joshua emerged to make some poor decisions. - 4 pts
Rgarz1: "Homemade Nokia Armored vest, looking to trade or sell, No low balling I know what I have" - 9 pts, 5 vts
Eyelash: When you work as a plumber put low key got hoes - 0 pts
blockhead77: just wait until you see what his underwear is made of - 13 pts, 5 vts
powerturtle: Nokia is back in Business! Now offering its customers the latest in high powered body armor. If one Nokia is indestructible, many stringed together will make you invincible! - 9 pts, 4 vts
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Elffaw: " Honey, let's take a picture over there, before I give you a fifth scar! " - 0 pts
Lady Aces: "A blind date at the beach" - 17 pts
aEniMUs: "at least now she doesn't know whether I'm looking down her top" - 5 pts, 4 vts
Big Daddy Grimm: When your girlfriend is SERIOUS about the no head rule during LENT - 16 pts
Twip: Losing your head over exercise - 7 pts
Plehq: The headless Horsefamily beach trip (1836 colorized) - 3 pts
rotavator1: what a bright sunny day - 2 pts
Monarch309: "Honeymoon couple show off their joint love for AirHeads(tm)" - 2 pts
Rgarz1: "Frankly this new fad diet really makes me lightheaded dear." - 8 pts
Good Potato: on a date but forgot the heads at home - 1 pt
Eyelash:
"No one:
Sid from toy story with is sister's dolls:" - 5 pts, 2 vts
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(Original, edited by Patrick, additional work by JXQZ for this version)
SwordsRCool: Haha, and to think all my Teachers said I would amount to Nothing- Look st me now haha - 2 pts
LinkFromLoZ: Amazon is committed to getting your delivery on time even during this crisis, and we're deploying a new variety of drone to help with that. - 4 pts, 3 vts
Judalin: Day 10 of solo quarantine. Amazon Box is my only friend. I love you, Amazon Box. - 4 pts, 2 vts
Rgarz1: It is the year 202X, Amazon has taken new extreme measures to improve it's delivery of packages. - 7 pts
Nasius: The Real reason Bezos wanted the donations. - 8 pts
Elffaw: " Introducing the new amazon shipping service, the "$!@#$#@&", guaranteed to bring you packages while you sleep, and feast on your children, for the low low price of just an extra 6.99$, now THATS selling your soul! " - 9 pts
Lena Linguine: "This quarantine is making me feel really boxed in." - 6 pts
Monarch309: Social Distance Foreplay - 3 pts
ggar: "Public Stunned as Amazon Makes Bold New Changes to their Shipping System" - 16 pts
Vsevedzna: New amazon package delivery drone, now with included 4 legs - 1 pt
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