Cmac: GOD SAVE THE GAS PRICES!! - 12 pts
Volc: Deadlock? Perfect time for tea and crumpets. - 11 pts
gulogulo: Britain: Our Vehicles F--- Like Our Snails - 7 pts, 2 3's
qweruiopasdf: BREXIT!!! - 1 pt
Lynn Gwynny: "...yep, the Brits are reeeally bad rush-hour drivers." - 1 pt
Blastphemist: The M25 seems to have gotten a touch worse since Brexit, dear. - 7 pts, 1 3
ajoshi: Union Jag - 3 pts

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Word: hirudin

Mistress of the Obvious: it's a den of heroes. like a secret superhero base, only kinda underground-like. - 1 pt
katzva: Hirudin: the great outburst created by a hero of great authority - 1 pt
Volc: Hirudin: Someone high on narcotics that believes they are capable of performing magic. They think they are successful at pulling off the most amazing tricks, but that's just because of all the drugs. - 8 pts, 4 vts
Fulgurator: Hirudin verb 1. antonim of lowriding. - 11 pts
Jongx: "Hirudin" is the name of the welcoming committee in Erudin, a city filled with brilliant, erudite madmen. - 3 pts
kirahvikoira: new prescription drug used to treat hirsutism, side effects include nausea, loss of appetite and sudden death syndrome - 13 pts
Anagram: Isn't that the thing that Ryu says when he throws a fireball? - 6 pts
lagoticspy: somthinf her and you have done? - 3 pts
Ouro Boros: hirudin is an ancient scottish term which refers to climbing up the nearest mountain and making the rudest possible sound, ironically this is how bagpipes got their origin - 8 pts, 5 vts

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Zavos: This just in, old fashioned TVs have purposes beyond putting crystal vases of silk flowers upon. - 4 pts, 0 3's

stopthattimerave: When the fourth wall gets in your way - 2 pts

JAD: Proof positive that the NSA uses our own television sets to spy on us! - 4 pts, 1 3

Nasius: You know Big Brother dose not approve of Doilies on the Viewer Mrs. Jane. - 9 pts

JackSarpticEye: Lace, when sent through the experimental Teleporting TV 2000, had an...interesting effect on subjects, leading to the experiment being abandoned in 1983. - 2 pts

Costanzafaust: Action Channel Eight: The place to embrace some lace in your face! - 8 pts

Megamaw: "You have made a powerful enemy today, Grandma." - 15 pts

etnan: Breaking the 4th wall, since 1931! - 3 pts

Volc: When someone told him to be less obtuse, he took it a bit too literal. - 7 pts

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Word: műsorvezetők

Zavos: To attempt something again with expectation of different results, not in context of insanity - 5 pts

Pastasheep: The act of growing a moustache in order to scare off predators and/or scary people holding contests. - 7 pts
Lack Luster: That's the new medication that's way better than those blue pills, and regrows hair too. The only bad side effect is having your finger and toe nails grow at an amazing rate too. - 3 pts
stopthattimerave: IKEA's Music Dept. - 6 pts
R2N: The act of incorrectly "applying the air quotes gesture" when speaking. - 1 pt
JAD: Fake moose meat eaten primarily by self-righteous vegans. - 12 pts

The Great Necronoodle: what a nordic cow says - 8 pts

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JAD: Wanna go skinny dipping? Nah, let's just go bottomless. - 21 pts
CrzyMdScntst123: They thought the portal gun was a neat idea. Wait til they find out the other end is a shark tank. - 8 pts
R2N: Sure, the stargate we rented for Phil's bachelor party functioned as advertised, but the guy had really oversold it as a showpiece. - 10 pts, 5 vts
Thicc Earth Society: Now you're thinking with portals! - 1 pt
Charles Lootman: Super-Compact Girls Bathtub! Order now and get one girl free! - 3 pts
jojobo: "Every summer is an Endless Summer with Aperture Science!" - 7 pts
the arborist: The cake might be a lie, but the fun you'll have with your own Portal Pool is real! - 5 pts
The Great Necronoodle: Amputation survivors enjoy a sunny day in the pool! - 3 pts
Sein: Pool party at SG1 - 3 pts
GOgogoGO: Gonna be a tough wank... - 0 pts
Gumulonimbus: New item: Portal to the beach dimension - 10 pts, 4 vts
Lovely Lady Levithan: portal to the party realm - 1 pts
JackSarpticEye: Portals created by Aperture Science's Mega Portal Gun react strangely to water - 6 pts

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SadOatcakes: As it turned out, "Turbo Mode" was not all it was cracked up to be. - 87 pts / 9 pts, 5 vts
The_Dragon: Actual photo of Pantsless's first speed run (colorized). - 103 pts / 14 pts
Grimeaper: when you get too bored - 16 pts / 1 pt
Birdy: Penshoppe finally realised why people said he is on fire - 45 pts, 2 12's / 6 pts
Sein: When did they make a Sweded version of Hunger Games? - 21 pts / 0 pts
Charles Lootman: When you rush to see what the new IotM is, but find out it's not released yet. - 81 pts / 5 pts
Firetitan8: "Ain't easy being this lit" - 72 pts / 8 pts
JacktheRipper13: when Mcdonalds takes effect - 34 pts, 6 vts / 1 pt
Thicc Earth Society: Too Smokin' Hot to care - 35 pts / 2 pts
etnan: I am quite 1337, fellow kids - 45 pts, 0 12's / 4 pys 4 vts
LordGrape: when you roll in with the old memes and they roast you hard - 107 pts / 12 pts
stopthattimerave: I wanna roll with the gangsters... - 23 pts / 0 pts
Volc: I think he got the 'roll' part of 'stop, drop and roll' wrong... - 131 pts / 13 pts
Gumulonimbus: Jackie Storm, the new Human Torch. - 34 pts, 7 vts / 3 pts
jojobo: Chariots of Fire, Millenials' Edition. - 60 pts / 4 pts, 2 vts, 0 3's
The Great Necronoodle: when a meme truly dies - 56 pts, 10 vts / 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3
Skybirds15: Hover-boards catch on fire? I'll just have to catch fire first! - 56 pts, 9 vts / 7 pts
The Dashing Protagonist: "Me riding from 2017 to 2018." - 47 pts / 6 pts
Wzboss: swag - 7 pts / 0 pts
Pastasheep: "My fanny pack is fireproof" - 37 pts / 1 pt
Derplingtons: Ghost rider's asian cousin - 62 pts / 10 pts
Zen00: Millenial jetpacks still have a few design flaws... - 69 pts / 9 pts, 6 vts
Graelk: this is fine - 106 pts / 19 pts

Word: nakakapagpabagabag

darkgalaxypotato: indians - 1 pt
Ranzer: A small sack used to carry the dust of dessicated cats, used in various voodoo rituals. - 3 pts, 2 vts
CrispyPants: a bag for keeping knicknacks safe primarily used by someone who is all hyped up on meth and is very passionate about knickknacks. - 9 pts
Werebear: That's what you call your wife under your breath when she tells you to do chores. - 10 pts
bigmo110: I think that's what you have to do after you take your dog for a walk in a public park. - 9 pts
COUNT SAUCEY: bigmo110's mom's "bag" - 3 pts, 1 vt
Fizzbo: word describing an acquatance who visits from a great distance, but overstays their welcome. Usually someone who smells kind of funny as well. - 6 pts
MooseBlaster: Hawaiian word for really huge suitcase; also used as a verb meaning to lick the sidewalk - 7 pts

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