JAD: Wanna go skinny dipping? Nah, let's just go bottomless. - 21 pts
CrzyMdScntst123: They thought the portal gun was a neat idea. Wait til they find out the other end is a shark tank. - 8 pts
R2N: Sure, the stargate we rented for Phil's bachelor party functioned as advertised, but the guy had really oversold it as a showpiece. - 10 pts, 5 vts
Thicc Earth Society: Now you're thinking with portals! - 1 pt
Charles Lootman: Super-Compact Girls Bathtub! Order now and get one girl free! - 3 pts
jojobo: "Every summer is an Endless Summer with Aperture Science!" - 7 pts
the arborist: The cake might be a lie, but the fun you'll have with your own Portal Pool is real! - 5 pts
The Great Necronoodle: Amputation survivors enjoy a sunny day in the pool! - 3 pts
Sein: Pool party at SG1 - 3 pts
GOgogoGO: Gonna be a tough wank... - 0 pts
Gumulonimbus: New item: Portal to the beach dimension - 10 pts, 4 vts
Lovely Lady Levithan: portal to the party realm - 1 pts
JackSarpticEye: Portals created by Aperture Science's Mega Portal Gun react strangely to water - 6 pts

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1					1		3	3			2		10
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3			1	1		1						1	7
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