Zavos: This just in, old fashioned TVs have purposes beyond putting crystal vases of silk flowers upon. - 4 pts, 0 3's

stopthattimerave: When the fourth wall gets in your way - 2 pts

JAD: Proof positive that the NSA uses our own television sets to spy on us! - 4 pts, 1 3

Nasius: You know Big Brother dose not approve of Doilies on the Viewer Mrs. Jane. - 9 pts

JackSarpticEye: Lace, when sent through the experimental Teleporting TV 2000, had an...interesting effect on subjects, leading to the experiment being abandoned in 1983. - 2 pts

Costanzafaust: Action Channel Eight: The place to embrace some lace in your face! - 8 pts

Megamaw: "You have made a powerful enemy today, Grandma." - 15 pts

etnan: Breaking the 4th wall, since 1931! - 3 pts

Volc: When someone told him to be less obtuse, he took it a bit too literal. - 7 pts

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