v01dst4r: "quadcicling with my boys"

drPOjO: "I know things were tough for our dad growing up; he was the first one to go to college in his family. I just wish he had gone to a state school instead of Clown College."

ChadomANCER: With gas prices so high, new innovations in fuel economy are emerging at alarming rates and disturbing results.

zANThia: The four person hemorrhoid treatment was proving surprisingly more popular than anticipated.

tuCkER the turtllE: if they don't let us trough the drive-tru now, i swear to god..

Void Herald: family life
COWLick: Make sure it's all the way up there, kids. No pain, no gain. Now just 12 more miles to the Gurning Championship
EighthAsh: "With the price of the gas (petrol) lately, even carpooling is starting to look different."

SkooglyDoo: Bitchin Meatcar

bongot: They see me rollin', they hatin', Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty

Chadomancer: "So then I says to 'er, 'Hey! I'm the f***in' Jolly Bee. You show me some - 9 pts respect!' So, that's why I'm sleeping on this bench."

tucker the turtlle: *breathes heavily, you better not turn of that bee video - 6 pts

bongot: "Forget her, man. You know I'll always have your back" - 8 pts, 4 vts

v01dst4r: When you think you have nobody, but you always have random guy on phone - 5 pts

Zunkin: "Oh God, it's touching me. Why can't anyone else see this thing?" - 4 pts
DietPepsi: Therapy is expensive, but sitting with Jollibee is free. - 8 pts, 3 vts
Infinite Meat Bug: 'He ordered the wingman menu with a side of support' - 1 pt

COwliCK: caption: it's okay, little buddy. at least you got the consolation ribbon. - 7 pts

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Xenmaster: "As soon as I finish da dishes I'm gonna do some dustin' and bed-hump the coffee table." - 2 pts, 2 vts

bongot: She doesnt understand me like you do, pinkplate - 11 pts, 5 vts

Chadomancer: When the floor is lava, but you still gotta do chores. - 2 pts, 1 vt

ElloShifters: Achievement Unlocked: Stealth Dishwashing - 11 pts, 4 vts

v01dst4r: when someone leaves crumbs on the floor but you still need to do your dishes - 1 pt
Ethzz11: when there's three grains of rice left in your bowl and your mother tells you you didn't clean it well enough - 4 pts, 3 vts

Infinite Meat Bug: French girl dish washing - 11 pts, 6 vts

Avandor: Yeah, I KNOW the house is flooding, but these dishes still have to be washed. - 3 pts

aMoebALADY: Even when the floor is lava, the dishes need to be done. - 11 pts, 4 vts

YummyYams: A new KoL account trying to max out liver! - 4 pts, 2 vts

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