hleghe: "when the other kids finally get fed up with bill for getting to eat two weiners" - 4 pts, 1 3
Fargblabble: for the unforgiveable crime of wearing shoes without socks, Harold was banished from eating with the rest of the family - 12 pts
Soxfan196o: The view from this table: a masterpiece of architectural confusion. - 3 pts, 1 vt
Clawleone: when you dungeon run solo - 7 pts

Myrella: Sneakily eating your 10th karma shawarma with 11th on side and hoping no one notices and asks for a share - 4 pts, 0 3's
The Tainted Wisdom:

"You all laughed at me when I said anti-social seating would sell. Well who's laughing now?!?"

"We laughed at you because didn't put enough room for a TABLE you dumbass..."

- 6 pts, 2 vts
hUntanoMAD: When you reserve a seating but forget to order a table - 8 pts
Chadomancer:

"Timmy, come sit with us. There's more room over here."

"I've made my choice."

- 6 pts, 4 vts
theMalcolite: That's just Billie. He's been in timeout since he was 6. - 7 pts
blockhead77: Still better than flying United - 16 pts
SirStabsalot: shouldn't have told them i didn't want a table. - 1 pt
Spazfeet: Why does no one ever want to share my "Rat-Dog Special"? - 1 pt
The_Dancing_Viagra: "Alone with burrito, all the company you need" - 3 pts, 2 vts

			1			3							4
				2	1	2		2	2		3		12
												3	3
1					3		2				1		7
			2		2								4
		3								3			6
3		2									2	1	8
	3					1		1		1			6
2		1					1		3				7
	2		3	3			3	3				2	16
				1									1
	1												1
									1	2			3

 

Avandor: Ninja basketball training class - day 7 - 8 pts
Soxfan196o: Putting your best foot forward...Shoepreme Defense. - 3 pts, 2 vts
Derplingtons: we've all seen a hat trick, but here's a shoe trick - 5 pts, 2 vts
Chadomancer: Here we see students in the Way of the Chanclas practicing their art. - 3 pts, 1 vt
The Tainted Wisdom: "Replay time! #3 tries playing off a child's instinct to avoid flying footwear thrown by parents! #3 takes the opening when his opponent doesn't flinch, but he shows his parental potential by smacking that ball like it was an out of control child's head!!! The student, has truly become the master folks!" - 3 pts, 1 vt
Graelk: jackie chancla - 10 pts
Shakara: "He was such a great player. He put his sole into the game." - 16 pts
ihatesegfaults: when your mom plays basketball with you - 2 pts
Not Me Yet: EmOtIoNaL BaSkEtBaLl! - 3 pts, 2 vts
amoebalady: Trained from an early age by his mom, 2 grandmothers, and 6 aunties, Fred's skill with a flying slipper approached superhuman. - 10 pts
ELFfaw: "Now that's what I call... A throw-away (caption) victory" - 4 pts
Bobby Cool: "Football.. sorry *Shoeball" - 5 pts, 3 vts

		3						3	2				8
			1	2									3
						3					2		5
3													3
									3				3
			3			2	1		1		3		10
2	3			1	3		3	1		2	1		16
		1			1								2
			2							1			3
1				3		1		2		3			10
	2	2											4
	1				2		2						5

 

Chedley: "If you'd like to scan the QR on the back of your marriage licence and fill out a quick survey, you can get a free small coke and fries with your next marriage (minimum purchase value equivalent to up to 50% of your personal assets)" - 15 pts

Chadomancer: Oh what the heck, we'll have the LARGE fries - And can you put this little figurine of us on top of the Big Mac? - 9 pts
SirStabsalot: by the power vested in me by state idaho potatoes i now pronounce you a mcdouble - 16 pts

Shakara: "We're at Burger King, and she's my Burger Queen." - 11 pts
Soxfan196o: you may now kiss the bride - 0 pts
Clawleone: when you spend all your money on the wedding - 3 pts
NotTaskmgr: uhh... guys, i think the church wasnt in that direction :/ - 0 pts
Avandor: Yeah, the large combo... it's a special occasion. - 3 pts
ELFfaw: "Uh, could we have a McDonalds happy meal toy for our wedding cake topper?" - 1 pt
Not Me Yet: when the wedding budget runs out - 2 pts

	3	3		3	3				3	15
1		2	2		1	1			2	9
3	2		3	2			3	3		16
	1	1			2	3	1	2	1	11
										0
				1			2			3
										0
						2		1		3
			1							1
2										2

Clawleone: when you see the letters "A" and "R" in /games - 15 pts, 2 3's

Lyssa OwO: POV: You are fending off a dog(it desperately wants to kiss you. Do not let it.) - 6 pts, 4 vts

The Tainted Wisdom: That face you make when maintenance is in 2 minutes and you forgot to put on your Adventure Rollover outfit/overdrink. - 15 pts, 3 3's
Unameme: But boss, why can't I "play" with the elf on the shelf? Spies are chewy! - 0 pts
snarl: Dave was disqualified from the 'Most boopable dog pic' competition when it was discovered he'd smeared peanut butter all over his face. - 1 pt

Chadomancer: There is something tasty in the square things under the shiny bush. I can SMELL them! - 9 pts, 4 vts

hUntanoMAD: Dog - 2 pts

Not Me Yet: POV: you say "park" - 9 pts, 3 vts
Drasc: Blurry? The world can't handle such beauty. - 2 pts
Servius: I'm innocent, the Cat did it - 6 pts, 3 vts
Myrella: "DID YOU SAY STEAK?!" - 7 pts

	1	2		3	2		2		3	2			15
2				1			1				2		6
3	3				1	1		2	2	3			15
													0
									1				1
			2			3				1	3		9
	2												2
		3	3					3					9
				2									2
		1				2	3						6
1			1		3			1			1		7

(Picture suggestion and extra votes from Jeffio)