Clawleone: when you see the letters "A" and "R" in /games - 15 pts, 2 3's

Lyssa OwO: POV: You are fending off a dog(it desperately wants to kiss you. Do not let it.) - 6 pts, 4 vts

The Tainted Wisdom: That face you make when maintenance is in 2 minutes and you forgot to put on your Adventure Rollover outfit/overdrink. - 15 pts, 3 3's
Unameme: But boss, why can't I "play" with the elf on the shelf? Spies are chewy! - 0 pts
snarl: Dave was disqualified from the 'Most boopable dog pic' competition when it was discovered he'd smeared peanut butter all over his face. - 1 pt

Chadomancer: There is something tasty in the square things under the shiny bush. I can SMELL them! - 9 pts, 4 vts

hUntanoMAD: Dog - 2 pts

Not Me Yet: POV: you say "park" - 9 pts, 3 vts
Drasc: Blurry? The world can't handle such beauty. - 2 pts
Servius: I'm innocent, the Cat did it - 6 pts, 3 vts
Myrella: "DID YOU SAY STEAK?!" - 7 pts

	1	2		3	2		2		3	2			15
2				1			1				2		6
3	3				1	1		2	2	3			15
													0
									1				1
			2			3				1	3		9
	2												2
		3	3					3					9
				2									2
		1				2	3						6
1			1		3			1			1		7

(Picture suggestion and extra votes from Jeffio)

 

Soxfan196o: Looks like someone's kicking off the engagement party! - 14 pts

Chadomancer: Taylor decided that the middle of the Ministry of Silly Walks Annual Saunter-Off the perfect time to propose. - 12 pts, 5 vts
snarl: Before she could race early to the Lamb of God mosh pit the inevitable hurdle of her ride home proposing appeared. - 0 pts
Gawea: The chaos of the revolution melted away as Leslie popped the question. - 2 pts
what is kol: "Kick, punch, it's all in the mind!" - 4 pts
Yanda: Too much "start wars" - 1 pt

Cyrus The Mighty: Amazing - 0 pts

Deadfishcafe: Nobody ever proposes to Stompy Todd ~ Stumpy Todd - 7 pts
italianchefpastaway: always remember the three Ps of mosh pits: Pogoing, proposals, and photobombing. - 8 pts

Shakara: "You put your right foot in! Your right foot out! In, out! In, out, and shake it all about!" - 12 pts, 6 vts

			3	3		3	2	1	2	14
				2	2		3	2	3	12
										0
1				1						2
							1	3		4
		1								1
										0
3	3								1	7
	2	3	1		1	1				8
2	1	2	2		3	2				12

 

Gawea: Pizza Hut's new promo, the Pumperoni, turned out to be both tasty AND handy. - 3 pts, 3 vts
Shakara: "... And now we wait. We'll catch those turtles eventually..." - 23 pts
Soxfan196o: when you are on a diet so you put the pizza on lockdown - 2 pts
Chadomancer: Unfortunately, they still got the rest of the bike. - 3 pts, 2 vts
Eggsmund Toastalis: "Gotta keep my Pizza of Legend safe while I go PvP, hope no one steals it." - 4 pts
Dragonmoo: Made sure to lock up my pizza before picking up the bike I ordered. - 7 pts, 4 vts
snarl: Later, the customer complained their food delivery seemed recycled. - 7 pts, 3 vts
TransRoofKorean: Why you should put the bike lock through the pizza bike's frame - 5 pts, 4 vts
WordDoc: "It's important to make sure the lock goes through not just the crust but the pepperonis as well" - 6 pts

Aquafunky_Boogalicious: TEAR. Yoink! Munch. - 1 pt
italianchefpastaway: "Dammit Jimmy, I told you to lock the bike frame, not the wheel! That's an entire pizza and our sides gone." - 5 pts, 2 vts

	1								1	1			3
3		3	1	2	3	3	2	3	3				23
	2												2
1								2					3
		2				2							4
		1	3					1		2			7
2			2	3									7
				1	1	1			2				5
							3			3			6
							1						1
	3				2								5

Chadomancer: Granny Stratus taught Cloud everything she learned about overcompensation from Pappa Nimbus. - 4 pts, 2 vts

Fargblabble: Time has not been kind to Cloud, but he can still wield his Buster Sword as well as when he was a younger man - 1 pt

Gregonzola: "What is best in life, Connie?" - 3 pts
Shakara: "You WILL eat your greens." - 18 pts
Gawea: Whaddaya mean it's not a legal cricket bat? - 14 pts, 2 3's

snarl: Aunt Claymore never needed words to keep us in line. - 14 pts, 1 3

blockhead77: Figure 1: Upcoming Fire Emblem DLC - 0 pts

Sammu: POV you forgot to say thank you to grandma - 7 pts, 2 3's

Jeffio: Hey, they finally updated the protagonist art! - 7 pts, 1 3

Oizzader: When grandma said she was a Final Fantasy fan, we didn't realize she meant she was ready to battle Sephiroth herself! - 0 pts
Unconventionable: I dare you - 10 pts
Canopus: "Limit Break: Gramhazzard" - 4 pts, 3 vts
breakingamber: Cloud relives their glory days, from time to time. - 1 pt
CoolFox: Back in high school, I thought my freshman-spanking paddle that said "Faq U" was cool... Now look at me! - 1 pt

						3						1							4
									1										1
3																			3
1		3		3			1	3		1	3		3						18
		1			3			1	2	3	2	2							14
			2	2		2	3	2		2			1						14
																			0
			3		1				3										7
	2				2							3							7
																			0
2	3	2				1							2						10
	1			1			2												4
			1																1
											1								1