Chadomancer: Granny Stratus taught Cloud everything she learned about overcompensation from Pappa Nimbus. - 4 pts, 2 vts

Fargblabble: Time has not been kind to Cloud, but he can still wield his Buster Sword as well as when he was a younger man - 1 pt

Gregonzola: "What is best in life, Connie?" - 3 pts
Shakara: "You WILL eat your greens." - 18 pts
Gawea: Whaddaya mean it's not a legal cricket bat? - 14 pts, 2 3's

snarl: Aunt Claymore never needed words to keep us in line. - 14 pts, 1 3

blockhead77: Figure 1: Upcoming Fire Emblem DLC - 0 pts

Sammu: POV you forgot to say thank you to grandma - 7 pts, 2 3's

Jeffio: Hey, they finally updated the protagonist art! - 7 pts, 1 3

Oizzader: When grandma said she was a Final Fantasy fan, we didn't realize she meant she was ready to battle Sephiroth herself! - 0 pts
Unconventionable: I dare you - 10 pts
Canopus: "Limit Break: Gramhazzard" - 4 pts, 3 vts
breakingamber: Cloud relives their glory days, from time to time. - 1 pt
CoolFox: Back in high school, I thought my freshman-spanking paddle that said "Faq U" was cool... Now look at me! - 1 pt

						3						1							4
									1										1
3																			3
1		3		3			1	3		1	3		3						18
		1			3			1	2	3	2	2							14
			2	2		2	3	2		2			1						14
																			0
			3		1				3										7
	2				2							3							7
																			0
2	3	2				1							2						10
	1			1			2												4
			1																1
											1								1

 

Canopus: "Having a hard time re-stocking the clan floundry..." - 2 pts, 2 vts

chazard20: hmmmm i wonder how the fishes water taste like... - 0 pts

Chadomancer: Despite what else you could say about Todd, he really threw himself into his fishing. - 15 pts
Jeffio: there's low fishing skill, and then there's this - 0 pts
snarl: Here's another casting call for our gag reel. - 8 pts
Lynnielily: "You need bigger bait to catch bigger fish. Watch this." - 3 pts
what is kol: When they told Jack to make a big splash in the world of professional fishing, that wasn't quite what they had in mind. - 8 pts
fork lady: When life tells you to take a long walk on a short pier, take a running jump instead. - 2 pts, 1 vt

Lillith Linguine: Pops always told me "To catch a fish, you gotta think like a fish." - 8 pts
Irrat: "I use a harpoon all the time, how hard can a fishing rod be?" - 8 pts
blockhead77: For sale: One fishing rod, slightly rusted - 12 pts

			1	1									2
													0
	3		3		1	2		3		3			15
													0
		3			2			2		1			8
		1					1		1				3
	2							1	3	2			8
									2				2
3			2	2		1							8
2	1				3		2						8
1		2		3		3	3						12

 

Canopus: "Turns out the June Cleaver doesn't double as an airplane charter..." - 11 pts
CoolFox: This guy, trying to rob us with a cleaver... Pulls out her gun and says "THIS... IS... 'MERICA!" - 1 pt
blockhead77: Hey Frank! Come look at this cutting edge humor! - 12 pts

Jeffio: while you fools were slacking off, he was studying the blade! - 6 pts, 2 vts 
Chadomancer: Hey, Crocodile Dundee, there's someone you should meet. - 1 pt

Ouroboroz: KoL players when the NS contest guy asks to see their qualifications. - 8 pts

ChristopherG: Look at dis Dude with a cleaver! - 3 pts
soupert: Jick after releasing June Cleaver - 5 pts
snarl: Joe took his job of ensuring baggage was the right size to bring on board seriously. - 4 pts
ajosHI: When the bank robber doesn't realize that bullet proof glass is also cleaver proof glass - 9 pts

Lillith Linguine: "Me on my vacation to DinseyLandfill last June" - 6 pts, 3 vts

	2	3			3			1		2			11
				1									1
1	1		1			2	1	3	2	1			12
						3			3				6
						1							1
		1					3		1	3			8
3													3
			3		2								5
			2	2									4
2	3			3	1								9
		2					2	2					6