powerturtle: "Do not bend...alright then." - 13 pts

Big dAdDy grimm: I wasnt kidding about the size of my package - 6 pts
Lynnielily: "You can't just stick it in wherever you please!" - 7 pts

Unconventionable: At least they didn't try to fold it to fit - 0 pts

HuntaNomad: And here we see the mother envelope feeding her young, still in the mailbox. Isn't it beautiful? - 21 pts
granitepanda: Parcel Envy
NotRegedit: mail men at my village be like: - 0 pts

LukeMcNuke: Flat Stanley ain't slick - 4 pts
Gregonzola: "Your package has been delivered. Tell us how we did!" - 5 pts
Chadomancer: And the winner of the DGAF Award goes to... - 3 pts
DCon: When you just say f it -1 pt

	1	3	2	2	1	1			3	13
		2				2		2		6
1				3			3			7
										0
3	2		3		3	3	2	3	2	21
										0
	3			1						4
2		1						1	1	5
					2		1			3
			1							1

 

Canopus: "Having a hard time re-stocking the clan floundry..." - 2 pts, 2 vts

chazard20: hmmmm i wonder how the fishes water taste like... - 0 pts

Chadomancer: Despite what else you could say about Todd, he really threw himself into his fishing. - 15 pts
Jeffio: there's low fishing skill, and then there's this - 0 pts
snarl: Here's another casting call for our gag reel. - 8 pts
Lynnielily: "You need bigger bait to catch bigger fish. Watch this." - 3 pts
what is kol: When they told Jack to make a big splash in the world of professional fishing, that wasn't quite what they had in mind. - 8 pts
fork lady: When life tells you to take a long walk on a short pier, take a running jump instead. - 2 pts, 1 vt

Lillith Linguine: Pops always told me "To catch a fish, you gotta think like a fish." - 8 pts
Irrat: "I use a harpoon all the time, how hard can a fishing rod be?" - 8 pts
blockhead77: For sale: One fishing rod, slightly rusted - 12 pts

			1	1									2
													0
	3		3		1	2		3		3			15
													0
		3			2			2		1			8
		1					1		1				3
	2							1	3	2			8
									2				2
3			2	2		1							8
2	1				3		2						8
1		2		3		3	3						12

snarl: The village youth found it pretty easy to follow the 'Handholding, but no kissing' dating rule. - 9 pts, 4 vts
Soxfan196o: and then I said: Your head looks a little off - 1 pt
fork lady: --I've had enough of this, Steve! Every time I say anything you just bite my head off! --I'm sorry, Stacy, I just don't know where my head's at. - 6 pts, 3 vts
Canopus: "When I asked if you wanna give each other head, this isn't what I had in mind!"
Lillith Linguine: What? So no head? - 4 pts
what is kol: Introducing Plastc, the new dating app for mannequins. - 0 pts
Tyrone_Jones: Mannequins visit the beach! - 0 pts
Hellion: "Just when I thought we were getting ahead in life...." - 9 pts, 6 vts
Lynnielily: "Eyes down here, buddy." - 14 pts
JoeyX: "Jim and Jules were confident that they would win with their head start." - 6 pts, 4 vts
DayjaviD: "Where ya headed?" - 10 pts

		2			3			1	3				9
				1									1
2					1			3					6
									1	3			4
			2				3			2			7
													0
													0
		1	1	3		1		2		1			9
3	2	3			2		2		2				14
1	1					3	1						6
	3		3	2		2							10

(Original, edited by Zach)

Gawea: I know I said to make the scarecrows a bit bulkier, but, I mean, come on. - 8 pts
DayjaviD: Sunflower Haka in 3..2..1 - 3 pts
Canopus: "This Plants vs. Zombies game is starting to get out of hand" - 9 pts
The_Revolving_Fan: The summer harvest saw slim pickings of summer sumos as wild sunflowers infested the organic sumo fields. - 11 pts
Chadomancer: Crop rotation in Japan is weird. - 4 pts
Lillith Linguine: "Me and the bois looking for all the the white girls from instagram." - 6 pts, 2 vts
Lynnielily: Sun's out, sumos out - 6 pts, 2 vts
HCKx BEAST1: "What Color are the sunflowers? Yeah that's right you didn't even know there were sunflowers in the picture... you disgust me." - 5 pts, 3 vts
snarl: Most people agreed that this was the point Spike Jonze's Day of the Triffids reboot became awesome. - 5 pts, 2 vts
Indivisibility: The sunflowers penshoppe_91 grew to hide his coveted sumo wrestler field was deemed useless after the WWE released its wrestler-finding drones. - 0 pts

JoeyX: "Here we are, out standing in our field." - 6 pts, 4 vts

chazard20: fat guy sumo wrestler doing their thing - 0 pts
fork lady: They came to audition for season 1 of The Big Flower Fight on Netflix. Sadly, it was not what they thought it would be. - 15 pts

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		3											3
3	2					3				1			9
	3	1		2					2			3	11
	1				1				1		1		4
				3			2					1	6
			2				1	3					6
		2			2	1							5
2										3			5
													0
1			3	1				1					6
													0
					3		3	2	3	2	2		15