Soxfan196o: Looks like someone's kicking off the engagement party! - 14 pts

Chadomancer: Taylor decided that the middle of the Ministry of Silly Walks Annual Saunter-Off the perfect time to propose. - 12 pts, 5 vts
snarl: Before she could race early to the Lamb of God mosh pit the inevitable hurdle of her ride home proposing appeared. - 0 pts
Gawea: The chaos of the revolution melted away as Leslie popped the question. - 2 pts
what is kol: "Kick, punch, it's all in the mind!" - 4 pts
Yanda: Too much "start wars" - 1 pt

Cyrus The Mighty: Amazing - 0 pts

Deadfishcafe: Nobody ever proposes to Stompy Todd ~ Stumpy Todd - 7 pts
italianchefpastaway: always remember the three Ps of mosh pits: Pogoing, proposals, and photobombing. - 8 pts

Shakara: "You put your right foot in! Your right foot out! In, out! In, out, and shake it all about!" - 12 pts, 6 vts

			3	3		3	2	1	2	14
				2	2		3	2	3	12
										0
1				1						2
							1	3		4
		1								1
										0
3	3								1	7
	2	3	1		1	1				8
2	1	2	2		3	2				12

 

Canopus: "Having a hard time re-stocking the clan floundry..." - 2 pts, 2 vts

chazard20: hmmmm i wonder how the fishes water taste like... - 0 pts

Chadomancer: Despite what else you could say about Todd, he really threw himself into his fishing. - 15 pts
Jeffio: there's low fishing skill, and then there's this - 0 pts
snarl: Here's another casting call for our gag reel. - 8 pts
Lynnielily: "You need bigger bait to catch bigger fish. Watch this." - 3 pts
what is kol: When they told Jack to make a big splash in the world of professional fishing, that wasn't quite what they had in mind. - 8 pts
fork lady: When life tells you to take a long walk on a short pier, take a running jump instead. - 2 pts, 1 vt

Lillith Linguine: Pops always told me "To catch a fish, you gotta think like a fish." - 8 pts
Irrat: "I use a harpoon all the time, how hard can a fishing rod be?" - 8 pts
blockhead77: For sale: One fishing rod, slightly rusted - 12 pts

			1	1									2
													0
	3		3		1	2		3		3			15
													0
		3			2			2		1			8
		1					1		1				3
	2							1	3	2			8
									2				2
3			2	2		1							8
2	1				3		2						8
1		2		3		3	3						12

snarl: The village youth found it pretty easy to follow the 'Handholding, but no kissing' dating rule. - 9 pts, 4 vts
Soxfan196o: and then I said: Your head looks a little off - 1 pt
fork lady: --I've had enough of this, Steve! Every time I say anything you just bite my head off! --I'm sorry, Stacy, I just don't know where my head's at. - 6 pts, 3 vts
Canopus: "When I asked if you wanna give each other head, this isn't what I had in mind!"
Lillith Linguine: What? So no head? - 4 pts
what is kol: Introducing Plastc, the new dating app for mannequins. - 0 pts
Tyrone_Jones: Mannequins visit the beach! - 0 pts
Hellion: "Just when I thought we were getting ahead in life...." - 9 pts, 6 vts
Lynnielily: "Eyes down here, buddy." - 14 pts
JoeyX: "Jim and Jules were confident that they would win with their head start." - 6 pts, 4 vts
DayjaviD: "Where ya headed?" - 10 pts

		2			3			1	3				9
				1									1
2					1			3					6
									1	3			4
			2				3			2			7
													0
													0
		1	1	3		1		2		1			9
3	2	3			2		2		2				14
1	1					3	1						6
	3		3	2		2							10

(Original, edited by Zach)