Chadomancer: Granny Stratus taught Cloud everything she learned about overcompensation from Pappa Nimbus. - 4 pts, 2 vts

Fargblabble: Time has not been kind to Cloud, but he can still wield his Buster Sword as well as when he was a younger man - 1 pt

Gregonzola: "What is best in life, Connie?" - 3 pts
Shakara: "You WILL eat your greens." - 18 pts
Gawea: Whaddaya mean it's not a legal cricket bat? - 14 pts, 2 3's

snarl: Aunt Claymore never needed words to keep us in line. - 14 pts, 1 3

blockhead77: Figure 1: Upcoming Fire Emblem DLC - 0 pts

Sammu: POV you forgot to say thank you to grandma - 7 pts, 2 3's

Jeffio: Hey, they finally updated the protagonist art! - 7 pts, 1 3

Oizzader: When grandma said she was a Final Fantasy fan, we didn't realize she meant she was ready to battle Sephiroth herself! - 0 pts
Unconventionable: I dare you - 10 pts
Canopus: "Limit Break: Gramhazzard" - 4 pts, 3 vts
breakingamber: Cloud relives their glory days, from time to time. - 1 pt
CoolFox: Back in high school, I thought my freshman-spanking paddle that said "Faq U" was cool... Now look at me! - 1 pt

						3						1							4
									1										1
3																			3
1		3		3			1	3		1	3		3						18
		1			3			1	2	3	2	2							14
			2	2		2	3	2		2			1						14
																			0
			3		1				3										7
	2				2							3							7
																			0
2	3	2				1							2						10
	1			1			2												4
			1																1
											1								1

snarl: The village youth found it pretty easy to follow the 'Handholding, but no kissing' dating rule. - 9 pts, 4 vts
Soxfan196o: and then I said: Your head looks a little off - 1 pt
fork lady: --I've had enough of this, Steve! Every time I say anything you just bite my head off! --I'm sorry, Stacy, I just don't know where my head's at. - 6 pts, 3 vts
Canopus: "When I asked if you wanna give each other head, this isn't what I had in mind!"
Lillith Linguine: What? So no head? - 4 pts
what is kol: Introducing Plastc, the new dating app for mannequins. - 0 pts
Tyrone_Jones: Mannequins visit the beach! - 0 pts
Hellion: "Just when I thought we were getting ahead in life...." - 9 pts, 6 vts
Lynnielily: "Eyes down here, buddy." - 14 pts
JoeyX: "Jim and Jules were confident that they would win with their head start." - 6 pts, 4 vts
DayjaviD: "Where ya headed?" - 10 pts

		2			3			1	3				9
				1									1
2					1			3					6
									1	3			4
			2				3			2			7
													0
													0
		1	1	3		1		2		1			9
3	2	3			2		2		2				14
1	1					3	1						6
	3		3	2		2							10

(Original, edited by Zach)

Gawea: I know I said to make the scarecrows a bit bulkier, but, I mean, come on. - 8 pts
DayjaviD: Sunflower Haka in 3..2..1 - 3 pts
Canopus: "This Plants vs. Zombies game is starting to get out of hand" - 9 pts
The_Revolving_Fan: The summer harvest saw slim pickings of summer sumos as wild sunflowers infested the organic sumo fields. - 11 pts
Chadomancer: Crop rotation in Japan is weird. - 4 pts
Lillith Linguine: "Me and the bois looking for all the the white girls from instagram." - 6 pts, 2 vts
Lynnielily: Sun's out, sumos out - 6 pts, 2 vts
HCKx BEAST1: "What Color are the sunflowers? Yeah that's right you didn't even know there were sunflowers in the picture... you disgust me." - 5 pts, 3 vts
snarl: Most people agreed that this was the point Spike Jonze's Day of the Triffids reboot became awesome. - 5 pts, 2 vts
Indivisibility: The sunflowers penshoppe_91 grew to hide his coveted sumo wrestler field was deemed useless after the WWE released its wrestler-finding drones. - 0 pts

JoeyX: "Here we are, out standing in our field." - 6 pts, 4 vts

chazard20: fat guy sumo wrestler doing their thing - 0 pts
fork lady: They came to audition for season 1 of The Big Flower Fight on Netflix. Sadly, it was not what they thought it would be. - 15 pts

			1			2					3	2	8
		3											3
3	2					3				1			9
	3	1		2					2			3	11
	1				1				1		1		4
				3			2					1	6
			2				1	3					6
		2			2	1							5
2										3			5
													0
1			3	1				1					6
													0
					3		3	2	3	2	2		15

 

Canopus: "Turns out the June Cleaver doesn't double as an airplane charter..." - 11 pts
CoolFox: This guy, trying to rob us with a cleaver... Pulls out her gun and says "THIS... IS... 'MERICA!" - 1 pt
blockhead77: Hey Frank! Come look at this cutting edge humor! - 12 pts

Jeffio: while you fools were slacking off, he was studying the blade! - 6 pts, 2 vts 
Chadomancer: Hey, Crocodile Dundee, there's someone you should meet. - 1 pt

Ouroboroz: KoL players when the NS contest guy asks to see their qualifications. - 8 pts

ChristopherG: Look at dis Dude with a cleaver! - 3 pts
soupert: Jick after releasing June Cleaver - 5 pts
snarl: Joe took his job of ensuring baggage was the right size to bring on board seriously. - 4 pts
ajosHI: When the bank robber doesn't realize that bullet proof glass is also cleaver proof glass - 9 pts

Lillith Linguine: "Me on my vacation to DinseyLandfill last June" - 6 pts, 3 vts

	2	3			3			1		2			11
				1									1
1	1		1			2	1	3	2	1			12
						3			3				6
						1							1
		1					3		1	3			8
3													3
			3		2								5
			2	2									4
2	3			3	1								9
		2					2	2					6