Canopus: "Turns out the June Cleaver doesn't double as an airplane charter..." - 11 pts
CoolFox: This guy, trying to rob us with a cleaver... Pulls out her gun and says "THIS... IS... 'MERICA!" - 1 pt
blockhead77: Hey Frank! Come look at this cutting edge humor! - 12 pts

Jeffio: while you fools were slacking off, he was studying the blade! - 6 pts, 2 vts 
Chadomancer: Hey, Crocodile Dundee, there's someone you should meet. - 1 pt

Ouroboroz: KoL players when the NS contest guy asks to see their qualifications. - 8 pts

ChristopherG: Look at dis Dude with a cleaver! - 3 pts
soupert: Jick after releasing June Cleaver - 5 pts
snarl: Joe took his job of ensuring baggage was the right size to bring on board seriously. - 4 pts
ajosHI: When the bank robber doesn't realize that bullet proof glass is also cleaver proof glass - 9 pts

Lillith Linguine: "Me on my vacation to DinseyLandfill last June" - 6 pts, 3 vts

	2	3			3			1		2			11
				1									1
1	1		1			2	1	3	2	1			12
						3			3				6
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		1					3		1	3			8
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			3		2								5
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2	3			3	1								9
		2					2	2					6

 

blobster111: damn, a shield - 7 pts
Probably Not Noah: "I'd make a crypto joke, but I'd like it to still be relevant tomorrow" - 9 pts
blitsnik: I never realized just how expensive a good gaming PC would be... - 14 pts
kailla: lead devoloper for the new gacha game didnt read the assignment - 13 pts
Devonstrife: "Dell's new viral marketing has gotten out of hand" - 5 pts, 2 vts
BLockhEaD77: And they said that I wasted all that time and money - 2 pts, 2 vts
theMalcolite: It's all up to chance whether the magnet in the claw that controls the grip stregnth is powerful enough to wipe the drives. - 2 pts, 2 vts
ajoshi: Wow, bitcoin miners are really selling off those GPUs for cheap! - 5 pts, 3 vts
SwordsRCool: Well No Chance there, besides I can buy that Dell for 20cents LOL - 2 pts, 1 vt
typelogin: Klaw Machine 2021 - 1 pt
RithuGaming: I ve been trying to win the RAM for a while now. - 6 pts

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3			3				1			2			9
	3			3	2		2	3		1			14
		3		2	3	2				3			13
						3		2					5
		1				1							2
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	2		2						1				5
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2	1								3				6