Gawea: Pizza Hut's new promo, the Pumperoni, turned out to be both tasty AND handy. - 3 pts, 3 vts
Shakara: "... And now we wait. We'll catch those turtles eventually..." - 23 pts
Soxfan196o: when you are on a diet so you put the pizza on lockdown - 2 pts
Chadomancer: Unfortunately, they still got the rest of the bike. - 3 pts, 2 vts
Eggsmund Toastalis: "Gotta keep my Pizza of Legend safe while I go PvP, hope no one steals it." - 4 pts
Dragonmoo: Made sure to lock up my pizza before picking up the bike I ordered. - 7 pts, 4 vts
snarl: Later, the customer complained their food delivery seemed recycled. - 7 pts, 3 vts
TransRoofKorean: Why you should put the bike lock through the pizza bike's frame - 5 pts, 4 vts
WordDoc: "It's important to make sure the lock goes through not just the crust but the pepperonis as well" - 6 pts

Aquafunky_Boogalicious: TEAR. Yoink! Munch. - 1 pt
italianchefpastaway: "Dammit Jimmy, I told you to lock the bike frame, not the wheel! That's an entire pizza and our sides gone." - 5 pts, 2 vts

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