SpryPyro: And this is why you never ask HidingHermit for eggs... (but I don't know if most people know how many chickens he has) - 1 pt
beaujibby: mom: "there's food at thome" *food at home* - 12 pts

CheGuevara: "what do you want for breakfast?" - 7 pts, 5 vts

Plehq: "if I win the contest I am splitting the prize evenly among all entrants" - 4 pts
ToastPancake: "Another egg in my DC." - 9 pts
CheeseyPickle: They say don't put all your eggs in one basket... - 0 pts
rangiawa: they say horse girls are crazy but have you ever met a chicken girl? - 2 pts
BC_Goldman: Prepping for Easter. It's a big deal in this house. - 14 pts
Owen09: What? You said not to put all of our eggs in ONE basket. There are clearly THREE baskets! - 7 pts, 6 vts
Lord President: This is how rich players store their Mr. As - 7 pts, 3 vts
Unameme: Marla's roommates never knew if "Egg Toss Championships" were real, and were too protective of their cars' paint to question it closely. - 3 pts

Edgelord77: "handle with care" - 5 pts

lil jimbo: why did the chicken cross the road? to get a massage after laying 100 eggs in a row - 0 pts

Covonia: The sperm bank managers plan to diversify their investment into frozen eggs is going well. - 7 pts, 4 vts

													1						1
3		3					3	3	3										12
2					1	1						3	2						7
	3	1																	4
			1		3				2	3									9
																			0
							2												2
		2		2		3		2			3	2							14
1	2						1			1	2	1							7
			2	3						2									7
													3						3
	1			1	2			1											5
																			0
			3			2			1		1								7

 

spryPyRO: I promise Janet. Green screen technology has come a long way. It will look great. - 19 pts
theMalcolite: Test-runs of a new low-emission travel method to the senior center have recieved mixed results - 10 pts
Thunderoff: Should we tell Grandma that is not a real wave she is surfing on? - 4 pts, 2 vts, 0 3'2
fredg1: "See, doctor, when I press 'here' with my cane, I *BLLRBLBRRBBRBBRLBRLRBLRBL*" - 7 pts
Lord President: Coming soon, a new Challenge Path: Avatar of Your Mom - 6 pts, 2 vts
Brocktoon: Why hang  ten when you can hang eleven? - 2 pts
damien1: "bernie breaks the internet" - 0 pts
aaasssac: #sharkbait - 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3
Mister Theft: Mandy had defeated many in the Bingo Ring...o. But there was one she had yet to beat, that she knew was her final and greatest opponent...Poseidon. - 6 pts, 4 vts
MystroMan: "Instead of surfing facebook, now grandmas surfing the waves! (too bad she's gonna post it on there and go right back because its addicting go watch the Social Dilemma everyone its on netflix and its really good") - 0 pts
Janine NVR: I surf with style: old school ed. - 0 pts
blockhead77: You can teach an old grandma new tricks - 16 pts

	2	2	3	2			3	3	2		2		19
		1	2		2				1	1	3		10
								2		2			4
				1		1	2		3				7
						3				3			6
2													2
													0
1	3												4
	1		1		1	2					1		6
													0
													0
3		3		3	3		1	1					14

Rgarz1: Netflix's new anime adaptation of Sleepy Hallow has gone too far! - 11 pts
blockhead77: Dude, you gotta stop losing your head out there. - 6 pts
Basref Vrumjuhon: Just because you haven't seen living mannequins before doesn't mean you should lose your head about it! - 2 pts, 1 vt
Dance_dance: Dude. I'm totally right there with you. You lose you head, I lose mine. See bro, I got your backblo - 11 pts
Elffaw: "Damn bro, try not to lose your mind over this training session. We're pretty ahead of the competition. I bet we even have time for some HEAD ;)" - 1 pt
gulliver gumpling: "training for the mannequin rebellion." - 2 pts, 1 vt
DrMotives: Competive facelift team is really taking off - 8 pts
Brocktoon: Fox News reports that everyone is losing their heads over Covid-19  - 12 pts
vrdt: when you fight mike tyson be like - 4 pts
lmaoYOUtube: Bro move! How sure are you I'm a man? my head defines me you clown! - 6 pts
Chadomancer: A silver lining of the coronavirus: as stores shut down across the nation, mannequins got some much needed time off to exercize. - 13 pts
Lord President: My head exploded trying to come up with a funny caption - 2 pts, 2 vts

	1				3	2	2			3			11
		2		1					3				6
	2												2
3				2		3			2		1		11
									1				1
			2										2
2		1	1							2		2	8
	3	3						3			3		12
				3						1			4
					1			2				3	6
1			3		2	1	3	1			2		13
							1					1	2

(Original, edited by Tony, who also provided the extra votes)


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