Lord Mark: Hm...needs more gravy. - 5 pts, 2 vts
Soxfan196o: When I was a kid we had mystery liquid for school lunch so you can eat your broccoli - 5 pts, 3 vts
Busybody42: "I said NO sewer sludge!" - 4 pts
snarl: "Agent Cooper, the message is this: The bowls are not what they seem." - 5 pts, 2 vts
theMalcolite: Ba Da Ba Ba Bah.... I'm lovin' it - 7 pts
typelogin: Jerry couldn't afford the dollar menu - 6 pts
CheeseyPickle: You can never have too much gravy. - 5 pts, 2 vts
BC_Goldman: KFC tests expanding their menu to include chicken "soup". - 11 pts
Bored Guy: If I can put soup in a bowl, then can't I... - 2 pts
Gawea: Wait a minute...didn't they say THREE square meals a day? - 11 pts
powerturtle: So you see if Napoleon had attacked here, he could won Waterloo. - 5 pts, 3 vts
SpryPyro: Everyone always hated doing dishes... but they hated soup day even more. - 6 pts

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		1								1	3		5
	1					1		1	1				4
		3								2			5
								3	2		2		7
	2			3							1		6
2					3								5
3	3				1	2		2					11
							2						2
			2	2		3	1			3			11
1			3	1									5
		2	1				3						6

SpryPyro: And this is why you never ask HidingHermit for eggs... (but I don't know if most people know how many chickens he has) - 1 pt
beaujibby: mom: "there's food at thome" *food at home* - 12 pts

CheGuevara: "what do you want for breakfast?" - 7 pts, 5 vts

Plehq: "if I win the contest I am splitting the prize evenly among all entrants" - 4 pts
ToastPancake: "Another egg in my DC." - 9 pts
CheeseyPickle: They say don't put all your eggs in one basket... - 0 pts
rangiawa: they say horse girls are crazy but have you ever met a chicken girl? - 2 pts
BC_Goldman: Prepping for Easter. It's a big deal in this house. - 14 pts
Owen09: What? You said not to put all of our eggs in ONE basket. There are clearly THREE baskets! - 7 pts, 6 vts
Lord President: This is how rich players store their Mr. As - 7 pts, 3 vts
Unameme: Marla's roommates never knew if "Egg Toss Championships" were real, and were too protective of their cars' paint to question it closely. - 3 pts

Edgelord77: "handle with care" - 5 pts

lil jimbo: why did the chicken cross the road? to get a massage after laying 100 eggs in a row - 0 pts

Covonia: The sperm bank managers plan to diversify their investment into frozen eggs is going well. - 7 pts, 4 vts

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3		3					3	3	3										12
2					1	1						3	2						7
	3	1																	4
			1		3				2	3									9
																			0
							2												2
		2		2		3		2			3	2							14
1	2						1			1	2	1							7
			2	3						2									7
													3						3
	1			1	2			1											5
																			0
			3			2			1		1								7

lil jimbo: "hopefully my suggestion is accepted" - 0 pts
Edgelord77: another bank robbery by worms - 6 pts, 3 vts
BC_Goldman: Banana for scale - 10 pts
Plehq: the american response to a brazilian coup - 7 pts
CheGuevara: "Anniversary night with the wifey" - 9 pts
theMalcolite: The suggestions box for what what food to get for the office conference was off to a good start. - 8 pts
Khlaharah: thry to scale this! - 0 pts
Johto: These suggestions are bananas! B.A.N.A.N.A.S.! - 6 pts, 4 vts
scudunculus: It had been 2 days now since the sign went up - it was getting desperate. But still no one had come up with a plan clever enough to get it unstuck. - 13 pts
Aste: bah... nahnah... nananana... nananana... hey...shoot - 1 pt
SpryPyro: When her suggestions for banana bread at the potluck went unheard Bonnie started an unsual campaign to change things. - 12 pts

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				1		2				3			6
	3		2		2	3							10
2	2								1	2			7
			1		1	1	3	1	2				9
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													0
3		1								1	1		6
	1	2	3	2	3		2						13
1													1
		3		3			1	3			2		12

(pic suggestion and extra votes from blockhead77)

draghkar: somebody is going to get some head...... - 3 pts, 2 vts
JD Mcsquinty: Dr. Phil Peeps mark new low in disappointng Halloween treats - 16 pts
moonshoesmcbango: "alas, monday again" - 3 pts, 1 vt
Noodley1: when the crisis hits - 2 pts, 1 vt
SpryPyro: Unfortunatly that year Lego decided to go a very unpopular direction... - 10 pts
lil jimbo: me and the boys getting jaundice - 2 pts, 2 vts
Unameme: Twinkies researchers finally found a way to make shelf-stable preserved heads even creepier than your local haunted house. - 4 pts, 3 vts
rangiawa: "when you have to erase more than just your medical school history" - 8 pts
Tiny Plastic typelogin: Dave Ramsey's nephew - 0 pts
BC_Goldman: Dr. Phil: I knew I shouldn't have agreed to be on The Simpsons! - 18 pts
Baden: General Kenobi! You're shorter than I expected - 4 pts, 2 vts
Lmao BOOMER: hey you said your son has problems looking at people, here give him this to look at while on the show - 2 pts, 2 vts

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		3	1		2	2		3	3	2			16
					3								3
								2					2
	2	1				1	2			3	1		10
				1			1						2
1			2						1				4
				2		3				1	2		8
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3	3		3	3			3				3		18
2		2											4
					1			1					2