Bored Guy: The bottle is -hic- half empty -hic-. Well, -hic- completely empty. - 11 pts
Busybody42: They're so desparate for good quality booze, they took the delivery motorcycle crash as an opportunity. - 3 pts
theMalcolite: As long as the drinking happens after the crash, everything is fine. - 9 pts
typelogin: Local delivery boy bribes officer with free Heineken to avoid traffic violation. - 6 pts, 3 vts
Edgelord77: ahhh just like prohibition times - 2 pts
SpryPyro: Making the best of a bad situation! - 7 pts
Khlaharah: When life gives you lemons...crack a cold one. - 12 pts
Boabe: When life drops som lemons on the ground, eat them anyway - 7 pts
Cruunchie: "Well, you broke the bike, lost most of your shipment, and will definitely lose your job. But hey you've made a friend!" - 7 pts
snarl: Although the hit & run driver was long gone, the Sgt still tried to catch the buzz off the streets. - 6 pts, 4 vts
kubo15: BYOH Bring Ya Own Heinekein - 2 pts
Tarjmov: Let's have a party! - 0 pts

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	3			2	1	1		1			1		9
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