Zammorak: No need to lose your head over it. - 12 pts
damien1: "i know, i know. you're thinking how did i get that scar on my abdomen? well everyone has their secrets." - 5 pts
heroic Kol player: ACTUAL PHOTO of french king in heaven colourised circa 1795 - 3 pts, 2 vts
ShinyPlatypus: truly, he never had his head about him until after the first cup of coffee. - 13 pts
gANeLoN: I know what your thinking. How is this possible? Have you always been this way? The answer is, yes. I was born with no nipples and a vagina on my abdomen. - 9 pts
Llamasoup: When you take mannequin senpai home - 6 pts, 4 vts
GrayWing: not my cup of tea - 10 pts
VolcWatcher: Sooo where does he pour that coffee exactly? - 3 pts, 1 vt
SirStabsalot: guess what else has no head ;)? - 6 pts, 3 vts
Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: "the average communist" - 6 pts, 2 vts
Making Poutine Everyday: Down the throat, through the throat, poured down the throat. - 3 pts, 1 vt
ThePig: X: hey look at me in the eye. Z: you have no eye - 2 pts
LowRez: WTF?!?? No cream? - 0 pts

	1	1	1			2		2	1	2	2		12
				1				3			1		5
1			2										3
2	2				2	3		1	3				13
					3		3			3			9
				2		1	2					1	6
	3	2					1			1		3	10
		3											3
				3	1							2	6
3											3		6
			3										3
									2				2
													0

(Source. Edited by Zach)