Lord President: When you pretend to send a relevant caption just so you can have a say in the voting process. - 8 pts
gANeLoN: Hey, morons, there's only one return and it's not of the king, it's of the Jedi! - 1 pt
Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: 2019, pen and his three friends with fake heads on are ordering McDonald's. Pen is quoting Big Smoke. - 4 pts, 1 3
Corman: And the third problem is that your rear lights are out - 7 pts
SirStabsalot: I ll have two number 9s a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s one with cheese, and a large soda. - 6 pts, 2 vts
SaltofPlank: I need 4 mcchickens, 4 large fries, and a supersize coffee for the gas tank. - 3 pts
Spazmodic: "Sorry, but if you're old enough to drive, you're too old for the kid's menu" - 12 pts
Llamasoup: Wait, you're telling me that somebody took this picture and nobody noticed Even more odd is the fact that they "pulled up" to a guy that was just standing there. I think there is something we are clearly missing with our tiny IQ's - 5 pts
SkylerDakota: We don't serve Flinstones. - 6 pts
Prusias: "Sorry sir, our honda civic has been through a lot" - 10 pts
LeftMeDead: Sorry, but macdonalds drive thru dont accept carpools. - 4 pts, 0 3's

	3	2					2			1			8
				1									1
3							1						4
1	2				2			1	1				7
							3	3					6
						3							3
2		1	3	3					3				12
		3								2			5
	1			2	1	2							6
			1		3	1		2		3			10
			2						2				4

Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: "Pen, do you have a fetish on headless men, or do you just hate heads? This is an entry, and a concerned question at the same time! Wowie!"  - 4 pts, 1 3
Llamasoup: The girls have been swooning over him since that nearly fatal squid monster encounter - 11 pts
JAD: All this diet and exercise and I still can't get "ahead" in life... - 14 pts
heroic Kol player: this is what happens when the plastic mannequins are on break - 2 pts, 1 vt
Making Poutine Everyday: Be careful, that necklace can slip off very easily. No sudden movements, jumping, dancing, lying down, etc. - 10 pts

Meh657: Headless person does not bleed - 0 pts
Lord President: "When a person sends more than one entry" - 7 pts
Zammorak: Yo mama so fat, she sat on my face and took my whole head off! - 4 pts, 0 3's
JustAnotherPerson1: "don't look! He's missing his head!" - 2 pts, 2 vts

	3			1						4
2		1	3	2		3				11
1			2	3	3	1	3	1		14
								2		2
	1	3	1		2			3		10
										0
3	2						2			7
		2				2				4
					1		1			2

(Source. Edited by Zach)

Zammorak: No need to lose your head over it. - 12 pts
damien1: "i know, i know. you're thinking how did i get that scar on my abdomen? well everyone has their secrets." - 5 pts
heroic Kol player: ACTUAL PHOTO of french king in heaven colourised circa 1795 - 3 pts, 2 vts
ShinyPlatypus: truly, he never had his head about him until after the first cup of coffee. - 13 pts
gANeLoN: I know what your thinking. How is this possible? Have you always been this way? The answer is, yes. I was born with no nipples and a vagina on my abdomen. - 9 pts
Llamasoup: When you take mannequin senpai home - 6 pts, 4 vts
GrayWing: not my cup of tea - 10 pts
VolcWatcher: Sooo where does he pour that coffee exactly? - 3 pts, 1 vt
SirStabsalot: guess what else has no head ;)? - 6 pts, 3 vts
Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: "the average communist" - 6 pts, 2 vts
Making Poutine Everyday: Down the throat, through the throat, poured down the throat. - 3 pts, 1 vt
ThePig: X: hey look at me in the eye. Z: you have no eye - 2 pts
LowRez: WTF?!?? No cream? - 0 pts

	1	1	1			2		2	1	2	2		12
				1				3			1		5
1			2										3
2	2				2	3		1	3				13
					3		3			3			9
				2		1	2					1	6
	3	2					1			1		3	10
		3											3
				3	1							2	6
3											3		6
			3										3
									2				2
													0

(Source. Edited by Zach)