Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: "Pen, do you have a fetish on headless men, or do you just hate heads? This is an entry, and a concerned question at the same time! Wowie!"  - 4 pts, 1 3
Llamasoup: The girls have been swooning over him since that nearly fatal squid monster encounter - 11 pts
JAD: All this diet and exercise and I still can't get "ahead" in life... - 14 pts
heroic Kol player: this is what happens when the plastic mannequins are on break - 2 pts, 1 vt
Making Poutine Everyday: Be careful, that necklace can slip off very easily. No sudden movements, jumping, dancing, lying down, etc. - 10 pts

Meh657: Headless person does not bleed - 0 pts
Lord President: "When a person sends more than one entry" - 7 pts
Zammorak: Yo mama so fat, she sat on my face and took my whole head off! - 4 pts, 0 3's
JustAnotherPerson1: "don't look! He's missing his head!" - 2 pts, 2 vts

	3			1						4
2		1	3	2		3				11
1			2	3	3	1	3	1		14
								2		2
	1	3	1		2			3		10
										0
3	2						2			7
		2				2				4
					1		1			2

(Source. Edited by Zach)

Sarahlynn: "It calms me when the cards flip at the end" - 3 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: Replace the people with homework, replace the Solitaire with KoL. That's me! - 5 pts, 2 vts
JAD: Rare photo shows "the other side" of the DMV. - 12 pts
heroic Kol player: when you have chores and play games to forget them - 2 pts
gANeLoN: "Sorry our system is slow today. Can you spell your last name one more time?" - 20 pts
Turtley Boi: me but with Kol - 0 pts

Meh657: Solitaire on the job. - 0 pts
damien1: any time you've ever dealt with any government ever - 5 pts, 3 vts
ThePig:

Customer1: Mdm, pls help me to activate this account.
Officer: Sure, in a min.

1 hour later...

Customer1: Mdm?
Officer: Yes?
Customer1: One hour had passed.
Officer: Ah yes. Wait after this game.

Customer1: Nani?
- 5 pts, 4 vts
DanceDanceRevolution2000: When you have more important things to do - 7 pts, 4 vts
Zecho: Substitute teachers sitting at the teacher's desk not knowing what to do be like: - 7 pts, 3 vts

							1		2				3
						3		2					5
1			3		3		2	1		2			12
					2								2
2	3	3	2		1		3		3	3			20
													0
													0
		2		1		2							5
	2	1				1				1			5
3	1		1	2									7
				3				3	1				7

DankPotato: "Mona Lisa be like" - 5 pts, 2 vts

Making Poutine Everyday: The Mona Lisa wasn't stolen. It was actually... hard to describe it. - 9 pts, 5 vts

JoJobi: New York's Culture-on-the-Go Initiative presents "The Renaissance: Oils on the Rails," coming this summer! - 10 pts

alex the slav: that picture... i didnt know mona lisa came back to life - 3 pts, 2 vts

JAD: I know Mona Lisa is supposedly immortal, but after being around 500 years you would think she would be able to afford a car... - 12 pts

damien1: Mona Lisa - goth subway junkie edition - 9 pts, 4 vts

Zecho: Modern Day DaVinci: Subway Edition - 6 pts

OT3: I like my women like mona lisa, worth a few hundred million and timeless - 5 pts, 3 vts

Ouchfest: Lets put this bus into overdrive - 0 pts

heroic Kol player: old art, revolutionised! - 3 pts, 1 vt

wildjo: phoney lisa smile - 4 pts

								3		2			5
		2	2		1	3				1			9
2	2			2		2		1	1				10
							1		2				3
3	3	1			2				3				12
			1				3	2		3			9
		3		1			2						6
	1		3			1							5
													0
				3									3
1					3								4

Turtley Boi: when you unlock the lvl 99 weapon with unlimited durability - 9 pts
blockhead77: Final Fantasy 77 is looking great - 6 pts
JAD: No materia? What a waste of AP! - 2 pts, 1 vt
Meh657: eXtreme bread cutting! - 0 pts
TheGreatReferencer: Cloud Strife must pay the rent - 5 pts
Bubbaboink: He'll butter Sephiroth's bread no problem~ - 2 pts, 2 vts
Greenfrog74: When you studied "Anime Science" at university but you cannot find a job for it. - 11 pts
heroic Kol player: when you go back to the starting town at the end of a game - 15 pts
gANeLoN: In Japan they are called Sandwhich Strifes - 1 pt
IMTEHWALRUS: 6 Inch Subs. It's what's inside that counts. - 1 pt
Pryncesself: At Subway, either you can get the sandwich or the sandwich can get you. Derek was taking no chances. - 10 pts, 7 vts
damien1: damn right, I'm using this knife. you should have seen what the last sub did to Steve - 10 pts, 4 vts

					3	3			3				9
								3			3		6
			2										2
													0
		3						2					5
				1						1			2
2	2	2		3							2		11
1			3	2	2	2		1	2	2			15
	1												1
							1						1
	3	1	1			1	2		1		1		10
3					1		3			3			10

McMoolish: "3D-Navigation: you're doing it wrong!" - 0 pts
KoL Miners Daughter: One of these must actually know how to get to the Elders Night Mixer - 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3

The Dashing Protagonist: This is your Uber Driver, I am outside - 13 pts

Skent: Where was it I was going? - 4 pts, 3 vts

Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Sixty years later, Ash still hasn't been able to win the master league, but at least he's changed his duds" - 4 pts, 2 vts, 0 3's

Volc: Pokemon Go bots in action - 11 pts

Windgraze: and I STILL have to ask for directions - 8 pts

JAD: I'll show those noob millennials how to text and drive! - 6 pts

amoebalady: Atomic batteries to power... Turbines to speed... - 5 pts

Necrophage: "OK Google, please ask Bixby to tell Cortana to get Siri to have Alexa explain the KISS principle to me just one more time..." - 9 pts

moon98: "Gotta catch 'em all!" - 2 pts

													0
				1		3							4
	2		2					3	3	3			13
	1	2					1						4
					2			2					4
2		3		3					1	2			11
	3	1	3		1								8
1			1	2		1		1					6
3							2						5
					3	2	3			1			9
									2				2