McMoolish: "Chun-Lee lived a thug's life: Guns, dresses and mascots" - 3 pts
blockhead77: put the pasteries in the bag, fat man - 6 pts
Zecho: When you gonna avenge all the caterpillars that the big kids stomped on. - 1 pt
Logan_C: Penshoppe_91 did 9/11. - 13 pts
pEEKous: ... kid don't do it! I'll throw in 500meat to alright? - 6 pts
moon98: "Mommy, can I shoot him now?" - 11 pts
Wembley Fraggle: youve got til the count of 3 to move that hand - 1 pt
ThePig: You are a bad boy. Raise up your hand. Ops, you don't have a hand. - 4 pts
DuDecats: "delet this" - girl probably - 6 pts
SpaceFart: This isn't what i wanted for my birthday. - 7 pts
Squeegorp: I've dealt with the likes of you before - 8 pts

	3												3
			3		1	2							6
										1			1
				2			2	3	3	3			13
		3					3						6
1			1	3			1	2	1	2			11
		1											1
2	2												4
			2	1		3							6
	1	2			3			1					7
3					2	1			2				8

Making Poutine Everyday: Heads Off! update  2.43 - 0 pts
Dragonmaiden: good, he didn't realize the screws last night - 0 pts
Riccardo Benzoni: When you just got beheaded, but heard someone talking shit - 5 pts, 2 vts
moon98: "hehehe, I can't wait for whoever opens the door.." - 4 pts, 3 vts
Laureth: #MeToo - 4 pts, 2 vts
amoebalady: "It's not such a big deal," he said. "It's nothing to lose your head over," he said. Feh. A lot he knows. - 18 pts
The Dashing Protagonist: some days you really feel like you are losing your head - 5 pts, 3 vts
Hammered: Alice knew chatting with the red queen was a mistake. - 11 pts
AliRaza111: You could say he's always... a-head of everyone else - 3 pts
saldon: "while all those around me are losing their heads, i'm still hanging on" - 7 pts
LeftMeDead: That head still hurts, and that arm still hasnt been washed - 1 pts
soulcarver: "No... Yeah like the procedure was simple enough but surgeons these days... What? Yeah I guess he did get the tonsils out in the end." - 12 pts
JacktheRipper13: "queen of hearts strikes again!" - 8 pts

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													0
	3					2							5
					1				2			1	4
		2										2	4
		3	3				3	3	3		3		18
2			1					2					5
3	1	1			2					1		3	11
						3							3
				1			2			2	2		7
						1							1
	2		2	2	3		1	1	1				12
1				3						3	1		8

McMoolish: "3D-Navigation: you're doing it wrong!" - 0 pts
KoL Miners Daughter: One of these must actually know how to get to the Elders Night Mixer - 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3

The Dashing Protagonist: This is your Uber Driver, I am outside - 13 pts

Skent: Where was it I was going? - 4 pts, 3 vts

Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Sixty years later, Ash still hasn't been able to win the master league, but at least he's changed his duds" - 4 pts, 2 vts, 0 3's

Volc: Pokemon Go bots in action - 11 pts

Windgraze: and I STILL have to ask for directions - 8 pts

JAD: I'll show those noob millennials how to text and drive! - 6 pts

amoebalady: Atomic batteries to power... Turbines to speed... - 5 pts

Necrophage: "OK Google, please ask Bixby to tell Cortana to get Siri to have Alexa explain the KISS principle to me just one more time..." - 9 pts

moon98: "Gotta catch 'em all!" - 2 pts

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				1		3							4
	2		2					3	3	3			13
	1	2					1						4
					2			2					4
2		3		3					1	2			11
	3	1	3		1								8
1			1	2		1		1					6
3							2						5
					3	2	3			1			9
									2				2