heroic Kol player: when you a redstone enginner and aren't doing to real sutff yet - 0 pts
TekLaris: OK, but whatever gets stuck to the knife is MINE!!! - 6 pts
Greenfrog74: When your mother tells you to give your little brother half of the chocolate, but you dont want to lose a milimeter. - 11 pts

Volc: For going through all this effort, a diagonal cut isn't very precise... - 8 pts
damien1: Divorce sucks even worse when you're both dieting - 15 pts
jmasta: After being fired from the factory for theft, penniless Charlie had to microdose to keep the cocoa withdrawals at bay - 7 pts

Turtley Boi: when only half of you is not yourself - 3 pts
Meh657: This guy planned to share. He knows he could just break it in half, right? - 2 pts
Knott Slanding: When your broke friend wants a piece - 4 pts, 3 vts
Lovely Lady Leviathan: me and my sisters splitting our loot - 4 pts, 2 vts

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				3	1			1	1	6
	1			1		3	3	3		11
3		3				1	1			8
2	3		3		2			2	3	15
	2	1		2					2	7
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1		2	1							4
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