Pokefam Master: He's eating the literal best chicken in the world, but only buys me FRIES? - 0 pts

Vitellozzo: "damn, I forgot how to spell celiac" in Japanese!" - 7 pts, 3 vts, 1 3

tomato toast: "She heard me order water, why did she give me iced tea?" - 3 pts

Yarkozir: Geez he is already 30 minutes late, and I'm almost done with my meal already! I bet if I ate his he wouldn't stand me up again, all he cares about is food! - 1 pt
Spazmodic: girl: "this doesn't look like an extra-greasy slider to me..." manager: "ma'am, this is a jollibee" - 13 pts

Khlaharah:  "I have no more borger...gimme yours, onii-chan!" - 8 pts
Thunderoff: Anime girl in real life, the reverse isekai. - 6 pts

Mikeim520: When your order gets messed up - 7 pts, 3 vts, 2 3's
snarl: "Mirai seemed a bit disappointed in both my choice for our lunch date and that I didn't look at all like my Tindr profile pic - 10 pts

JebusHasTouchedMe: They didn't tell me to NOT eat the wrapper, too! - 7 pts, 4 vts

MystroMan: S-Senpai! Do you not like your chicken? I thought you explicitly said you wanted cock... - 4 pts

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