The Patron Saint of Depravity: We don't know what the ancients meant by this sculpture, but even so, the abs are kinda hot - 8 pts
Chadomancer: I hate waiting behind this guy. I can never get a head of him. - 10 pts

Unconventionable: Eyes? Umm, why would I want to look up there? - 3 pts, 2 vts
Gregonzola: Ichabod Crane says, "Hey!" - 1 pt
HuntaNomad: They told me it was all in my head, so, i did the obvious thing - 7 pts
Soxfan196o: When Your Body's Having a Meltdown but Your Head's Already Checked Out. - 3 pts, vt
Khlaharah: I need to put my head back into the game!  - 4 pts, 2 vts

NISEMONO: Air Space - 0 pts
LukeMcNuke: Aight, I'ma head out - 13 pts
Sparksol: Some days, no matter how hard you tried, you just couldn't get ahead. - 4 pts, 3 vts
Aquafunky_Boogalicious: There. That should make getting this shirt off a little easier. - 13 pts

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(Original, edited by Zach)

Word: Sonder (Suggested by WeyrWomanAnna)

DeaksDeetee: Sonder is a long time from now. It's like yonder, but for time instead of space. - 6 pts
Ouro Boros: sonder is the desire to see what lies beyond the horizon, to know what lies beneath the surface of the beautiful sea - 7 pts, 4 vts
Volc: A song which has an unusually split reception - 50% adore it, while the other 50% absolutely detest it. - 4 pts
BC_Goldman: Sonder: Slightly farther than Yonder - 5 pts
Sparksol: The process of collecting an abstract concept or impossible thing as though it were an item; examples include glass painted black so only black light gets through or a bottle of completed campaign promises. - 13 pts
Thepadfam: Sonder: The act of prancing around in nothing but Tennis shoes. "She sondered down the halls of the Orcish Frat House." - 7 pts, 3 vts

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Lovely Lady Leviathan: "I can still hold my beer, I'm good." - 3 pts, 2 vts

JAD: Don't shoot, I'm unarmed! - 9 pts
Volc: Goku photobomb on the left - 4 pts
SuperMudKip1: "It's not bad if you can still drink your Beer" - 1 pt
Rochelle Shocked: "João smiled on the outside, stifling his jealousy as he watched his friends doublefisting their drinks" - 6 pts

Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: Trying to think of something funny, but I'm stumped - 17 pts
Firetitan8: Seems like buying beer at events costs an arm and a leg - 11 pts, 5 vts
Joker: "it was the 1 armed man" harrison ford. - 0 pts
Sparksol: Red Bull gives you wings. This knock-off brand, however, failed to deliver on its promise of new arms. - 11 pts, 7 pys
deadleeplatapus: "Act like you are taking a picture of me, but make sure you get his reaction when he finds the dead rat in the cooler. LOL!" - 0 pts
Tom Paris: "Nemo should have been more specific with his wish to be human" - 2 pts
carrotattacker: that soda can is quite an armful - 3 pts, 1 vt
Sir Phil Shady: Winter Soldier's Summer Vacation - 11 pts, 4 vts

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