Aithre: How many times must I tell you not to feed the hellion with THIS again?! - 4 pts

Tiny Plastic Lelep: "See this, class?" Asked the teacher, pointing to the shamefaced Patricck Dunstan, Pastamancer Dunce, "This is why you always use proper utensils when casting hot spells." - 12 pts

CaptainCavemaniac: Trump has even fired a piece of wood, is any more evidence of his lunacy needed? - 3 pts

Mookieproof: Honey? Is dinner ready? Honey? Where the hell are you? - 8 pts

Moose_Drool: Bob's award winning chili had some nasty side effects. - 7 pts

Tiny Plastic Rick: This is what happens when you hire child labor to cook your dinner. - 5 pts

Brimund: Unfortunately my little cousin has a hard time remembering which utensils to use on the barbecue - 3 pts

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