Not Me Yet: "Hello, Sir, Welcome to 7-11. Can I get you a fries?" - 2 pts

Gawea: Hollywood is a tough gig. Even Hugh Grant had to start out waiting tables. - 11 pts
Shakara: "When you said this shop was good, I wasn't expecting it to be THIS good..." - 9 pts, 4 vts

The Tainted Wisdom: Judy told Grandpa Jack "I'm not gonna let you spend money on pointless fancy service for me, we're going to a 7-11 for our anniversary!" ...She, still, clearly doesn't know Jack... - 8 pts

JHUB3R: 7/11. When you're here, You're somebodies washed up relatives. - 6 pts, 3 vts

hUntanoMAD: Slurpee - 4 pts

Chadomancer:

"Are these cage free and grass finished?"

"No, sir. They are doughnuts." - 5 pts

Don_Domat: He doesn't want meat. What about you? - 0 pts

Glops: Today your fabulous local 7-11 brings you only the finest Cristal Champagne Slurpees for your pleasure! - 9 pts, 5 vts
theMalcolite: Some says it feels like anyone can buy some michelin stars - 6 pts, 4 vts, 0 3's
Soxfan196o: So I surprised my senile grandparents for their anniversary. They thought I was the best waiter they ever had at the Cheescake Factory. - 6 pts, 4 vts, 1 3

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