anomynus: "Listen up, people! Chapter one: oiling up your Krabby patty!" - 3 pts, 2 vts
disco fisco: masterclass on learning how to be ready,be ready - 3 pts, 2 vts

Unconventionable: Goodbye everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy - 9 pts, 4 vts

The Patron Saint of Depravity: Squidward was many things. A commie. A slut. An enjoyer of debauched times. But he was one thing above all others: a friend. With benefits. - 5 pts, 3 vts

Soxfan196o: When the teacher is gone and the substitute doesn't know what they are doing - 15 pts

The Tainted Wisdom: Students were disappointed and disturbed when the promised "inflatable" was revealed for sex-ed class demonstrations that day. - 25 pts

ange1ade: "Looks like budget cuts at the school district are starting to affect the substitute teacher pool" - 10 pts

amoebalady: The hiring board had its doubts, but Professor Spongebob Balloon turned out to rate as the most popular professor on campus for 3 years in a row! - 1 pt

Rheia: POV: that one teacher (who you suspect is on shrooms) during Bring Your Kid to Work day. - 2 pts
Lyssa OwO: aw hell naw the spunch bop is in the educashn systim 💀 - 0 pts

Shakara: "Man, our new substitute teacher is weird..." "Shhh! I wanna learn how to make a Krabby Patty!" - 5 pts, 3 vts
Monarch309: "Good Morning Class, todays lecture is on natural gases." - 3 pts, 2 vts
haha4: And that was the day Bob realized he'd never be like the other children - 9 pts, 7 vts

Zanthia: Spongebob grinned nervously as he realised he forgot to bring Patrick to Show and Tell. - 0 pts

Fargblabble: "ALL WILL BE ASSIMILATED BY THE SPONGEBORG" - 3 pts, 1 vt

Don_Domat: Yeeeeees, kids! School is fuuuuuuun! Now let's cook some tasty burgers! - 3 pts, 1 vt

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blockhead77: Your loss won't be in vain, Linus... - 17 pts

shgr: pov youre a bard and your party just entered the next town - 5 pts

theMalcolite: The blanketfist style is not for the faint of heart - 7 pts

Shakara: "Dang it, there has to be an easier way to put this fitted sheet on... - 9 pts, 4 vts

The Tainted Wisdom: KoL healthcare for victims of beatings be like: - 0 pts

Fargblabble: "Last time, my meta-commentary caption submission was rejected. I don't suppose this one will fare much better." - 4 pts

amoebalady: After that fateful, tragic night at the peanut butter factory, Frank could no longer tolerate anything remotely reateted to peanuts. Even the sight of Linus' blanket made him queasy. - 6 pts

ArgonZero: "Dang it, soiled my bedsheets again..." - 3 pts, 3 vts
Chadomancer: Just five more eons, mom. - 2 pts, 2 vts
ange1ade: "Another day of work at the oompa loompah twink factory" - 9 pts, 6 vts

Unconventionable: He sure doesn't look like he's enjoying it - 10 pts
Soxfan196o: Young teenager in their room right before their mother walks in... - 7 pts
CheGuevara: "Now I gotta make my own shirt?!!" - 3 pts, 2 vts
Monarch309: "But Dad I don't want to be a Giant" - 2 pts, 1 vt

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(Art by Umbrant)

 

Soxfan196o: Will Smith trying to delete everyone's memory after the oscars. - 15 pts

shgr: POV: all your patents just expired - 4 pts

The Tainted Wisdom: A Cooler Wino attempting the "Men in Black" trick on the equally dangerous Werecougar's daughter, the WereKaren. - 1 pt
Chadomancer: You can't just spend you're life like you're in some stupid movie, Jared! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, JARED! - 14 pts

MathEquals5: when the card reader at the self-checkout suddenly processes all my attempts at once - 6 pts
ihatesegfaults: BREAKING NEWS: agent smith gets slapped by his wife - 3 pts

blockhead77: The aftermath of leaving the seat - 2 pts
theMalcolite: Now with karate chop action! - 0 pts

amoebalady: For the last time, Kevin--you are NOT a Man in Black! Stop flashing that thing at me! - 5 pts
Unconventionable: Neuralyze! - 9 pts

hUntanoMAD: "I'm toydarian! Your jedi mind tricks don't work on us!" - 0 pts
Rheia: alien in female earthling disguise-"you *ucking bipedal earthlings think you can just destroy the earth with dissolved dinosaurs. The earth that WE set up 300,000,000 years ago! How.Dare.You. The bees told us everything." - 1 pt

ArgonZero: "When you attempt to erase wifey issues like you're from Men In Black, but all you erase is your dignity." - 8 pts

Fargblabble: "You weren't invited to the funeral. No one here knows you. Stop taking pictures of me!" - 16 pts

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