Chadsworthy: Phil, realizing he will never have enough horsepower, tries a new unit of measurement. - 5 pts, 3 vts
KING Eggas: This model gets 8 miles to the grain in the country, 3 in the city - 9 pts

Yawwn: asscar - 3 pts
Don_Domat: Horsepower? My truck has cowpower! Btw, should I call "Pimp My Ride"? - 2 pts

Ouroboroz: when your car comes rated as 0.5 horsepower - 0 pts

Servius: I said I wanted more HORSE power!! - 5 pts, 5 vts

Shakara: "Folks say you need horsepower, well, I say that's rubbish. Here, we got 100% cow power!!" - 4 pts
Zanthia: To be fair, Hassan had no idea what he was applying for when the position of "Spare Wheel" was advertised in the local paper. - 8 pts
MathEquals5: It's been nine years since the school ran out of funds, and hard times have befallen the Magic School Bus - 22 pts
ihatesegfaults: when fuel gets 2 expensive 4 u: - 3 pts
hUntanoMAD: "JPEG horse bus isn't real, it can't hurt you" JPEG horse bus: - 5 pts, 3 vts

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