The Patron Saint of Depravity: We don't know what the ancients meant by this sculpture, but even so, the abs are kinda hot - 8 pts
Chadomancer: I hate waiting behind this guy. I can never get a head of him. - 10 pts

Unconventionable: Eyes? Umm, why would I want to look up there? - 3 pts, 2 vts
Gregonzola: Ichabod Crane says, "Hey!" - 1 pt
HuntaNomad: They told me it was all in my head, so, i did the obvious thing - 7 pts
Soxfan196o: When Your Body's Having a Meltdown but Your Head's Already Checked Out. - 3 pts, vt
Khlaharah: I need to put my head back into the game!  - 4 pts, 2 vts

NISEMONO: Air Space - 0 pts
LukeMcNuke: Aight, I'ma head out - 13 pts
Sparksol: Some days, no matter how hard you tried, you just couldn't get ahead. - 4 pts, 3 vts
Aquafunky_Boogalicious: There. That should make getting this shirt off a little easier. - 13 pts

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		3		1	3				3				10
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1			3						1	2			7
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2	3			2	2	3	1						13
		2	1			1							4
3	2		2		1			3	2				13

(Original, edited by Zach)

 

slifty: the Settlers of Katana - 17 pts
Gregonzola: Dr. McNinja fans pregaming for a pub crawl - 2 pts
Not Me Yet: "just another day in the ninja gangsta club" - 2 pts
Judias Iscariot: "It's New Yorker Ninja Night!" - 7 pts
Gawea: For his directorial debut, Ronald decided to kick up the danger factor of West Side Story. - 10 pts
Nessrocker: "Blade 2022: The New Batch" - 6 pts
heddd: How To Start a Revolution, Bra! By: The Frat Community - 3 pts
blaisenwolf: "No, MINE'S bigger." - 6 pts
Khlaharah: Anime? God? We don't need those to study the blade! - 1 pt

	2	3	2		1	3	3	3		17
								2		2
						2				2
1	1				3		2			7
3	3		1		2		1			10
2				3		1				6
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		1								1

Soulesslife: A decor and security all in one with Life-Size Gnomes that look like they're opening your window, making any robber think you're already being robbed. On sale now, at a low cost of $19.99 get yours today! - 9 pts
BeserkSaturn: Mime training in full swing! - 0 pts
PidgeonSpy: "if we try hard enough, we can un-lean the tower!" - 6 pts, 1 3
Khlaharah: Taichi class in Italy - 3 pts, 3 vts
hEyWood22: 'Muricans - 7 pts, 4 vts
Hippasus: The mime-field of Pisa claims thousands of invisible boxen casualties. - 11 pts
The_Revolving_Fan: Tai-chi has taken the world by storm - 6 pts, 0 3's
Roman Runner: anything is a dildo if you try hard enough - 10 pts
bitnb: "What nobody realized what that actually touching the Tower was key to pushing it down or up" - 7 pts, 3 vts
blockhead77: And then it fell - 10 pts
Soxfan196o: and that is how we pushed against the earth to get it back on it's axis - 3 pts. 1 vt
MathEquals5: Pisa Party - 4 pts
Tango Rose: incognito mime convention - 2 pts

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	1									2	3		6
				1	1			1					3
2		2				1			2				7
			2			3		3	1			2	11
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1	2		3						3	1			10
3											1	3	7
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Irrat: when getting out of the car, show you enjoyed the ride with a t pose - 4 pts, 0 3's
snarl: Before their later fame, The Wiggles supplemented their income as human scarecrows. - 9 pts, 6 vts
Khlaharah: T-posing, not even once. - 1 pt
Gawea: Here she comes! Quick, make like a telephone pole! - 6 pts, 4 vts
Hamstersar: The PBS version of Glee - 10 pts
Le_Chuck: The Wiggles, peacefully protesting the Australian Parliment for declaring fruit salad as not "yummy yummy" - 18 pts
Ruler_of_Hell: T-Posing to assert fealty - 1 pt
blockhead77: The Wiggles had perfected drug smuggling using T-posing as a distraction - 3 pts
Yanda: Syndey Opera house occupied by clowns - 4 pts, 1 3
Damian Domino Davis: CyberPunk 2077 - 9 pts, 4 vts
MathEquals5: Hi! We're the Wiggles! A woman driver and the rest are scared. - 1 pt
theMalcolite: The t-pose is a clear sign of using digitally faked vacation photos - 6 pts, 3 vts

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2			1	1	1	3	1						9
						1							1
		2		2				1		1			6
	3		3						2		2		10
	2	3	2	3		2	3			3			18
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3													3
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		1						2	3				6