Chadsworthy: Phil, realizing he will never have enough horsepower, tries a new unit of measurement. - 5 pts, 3 vts
KING Eggas: This model gets 8 miles to the grain in the country, 3 in the city - 9 pts

Yawwn: asscar - 3 pts
Don_Domat: Horsepower? My truck has cowpower! Btw, should I call "Pimp My Ride"? - 2 pts

Ouroboroz: when your car comes rated as 0.5 horsepower - 0 pts

Servius: I said I wanted more HORSE power!! - 5 pts, 5 vts

Shakara: "Folks say you need horsepower, well, I say that's rubbish. Here, we got 100% cow power!!" - 4 pts
Zanthia: To be fair, Hassan had no idea what he was applying for when the position of "Spare Wheel" was advertised in the local paper. - 8 pts
MathEquals5: It's been nine years since the school ran out of funds, and hard times have befallen the Magic School Bus - 22 pts
ihatesegfaults: when fuel gets 2 expensive 4 u: - 3 pts
hUntanoMAD: "JPEG horse bus isn't real, it can't hurt you" JPEG horse bus: - 5 pts, 3 vts

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Avandor: While the pen may be mightier than the sword, the age old question of gun versus typewriter has never been satisfactorily settled. - 12 pts
bLObStER111: "work, dammit" - 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3

Dyne The Dying: "I've never heard of a typewronger before, but here you are. Any last lines?" - 4 pts, 3 vts

Servius: After surviving Isla Nublar, Dr. Alan Grant still gets "triggered" when he hears certain sounds - 3 pts

Tarzana: Hunter S Thomson, on a cold day in hell, kills his writing muse. - 7 pts, 3 vts

Harry Turtle: "thats what you get for sexting my wife!" - 7 pts, 4 vts

Soxfan196o: James Bond: Live and Let Type: The Typewriter Chronicles - 0 pts

my dude 2: Hans solo confronting a strange droid about to kill him (a typewriter) - 0 pts

SirStabsalot: decepticon camoflauge hasn't improved much since the 90's - 11 pts

hUntanoMAD: WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE MONEY YOU ANALOG BASTARD - 4 pts, 3 vts
Nannachi: Autocorrect it to duck one more time.. I DARE YOU!!!! - 16 pts

Xenmaster: My momma tol me a kiel yeu

vexor: unused footage from The Shining - 4 pts, 2 vts, 0 3

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SirStabsalot: aa yes the most american of all instruments: gun - 11 pts
Kinttavo: Killing the mood - 0 pts
Jack In The Box: "Grab your fifes, drums, and bugles. We are going to war" - 2 pts
Soxfan196o: Brace yourself we are doing a rendition of 1812 Overture again and Johnny is here with his musket. - 6 pts
Fargblabble: Despite the protests of the other musicians, no one was able to convince Rutherford that his instrument was not, in fact, an Oboe - 15 pts
MathEquals5: 1812 Overture, with some southern twang - 2 pts

Clawleone: modern cover of Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture - 0 pts

Ninjahunter: The Prequel to 1812 Overture, the 1811 Underture - 1 pt

Chadomancer: The rest of the class hated practicing the contata. Larry lived for it. - 7 pts, 4 vts

Marge: Damned budget cuts! We couldn't afford a cannon for the 1812 Overture, so we had to settle for Jim's uncle's shotgun - 13 pts

Zanthia: Bob was sure nobody spotted his shotgun was actually a vape. - 8 pts

grovel: Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits - 7 pts, 6 vts

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Shakara: Well, they always say "Don't lose your head"... - 6 pts

Chadomancer: *Ahem* My eyes are down here. - 9 pts

Unconventionable: "I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve,but your head? That's something new" - 4 pts
TheGreatReferencer: What Zombies Mean when they Say "I Give Head" - 6 pts
Kemistry: she was happy to give "giving head" new meaning - 6 pts
Indigo Rain: Most guys just have some ribs removed - 14 pts

ange1ade: Presenting our next contestant for Twink of the Month: the Headless Horseman's very own son, Orseman Jr! - 3 pts
Don_Domat: "Why am I looking at your chest? Hey, why are YOU looking at MY chest? Look at my eyes!" - 0 pts

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(art by mishroomarts)

 

Rheia: Of course the only toilet in the building was for the most skilled exhibistionist gymnasts! - 1 pt

SirStabsalot: shit yerself on the way up, or scare the shit out of someone on their way down

ange1ade: "The parkour frat bros thought it would be funny to make the only bathroom in the house accessible only by running along the wall. Unfortunately for them, they soon realized how hard it was to wall jump when your bladder is about to burst at any second..." - 14 pts
Brodab: Henry really wanted to be able to do his business where he could surprise any robbers entering his house. - 4 pts

Kitlo: which will drop first, you or the poo? - 5 pts

Soxfan196o: It's not just out of order, but it's out of reach and requires some serious acrobatics to attempt to use this toilet with no privacy. - 1 pt

As_the_palace_burns: Feel like im going for the low hanging fruit but: " Shitting on the high pot - 0 pts

The_Dancing_Viagra: anxiety - 4 pts

Avandor: Why, yes, we do have a restroom that isn't for customers only. - 16 pts

Jeffio: Have you ever felt like using the restroom wasn't challenging enough? Then boy do I have the house for you! - 10 pts

efot: I told you it's better to do this sitting down - 6 pts

blockhead77: Take a shit any% - 3 pts
Ariovrak: "Holy shit!" - 5 pts

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