Canopus: "Turns out the June Cleaver doesn't double as an airplane charter..." - 11 pts
CoolFox: This guy, trying to rob us with a cleaver... Pulls out her gun and says "THIS... IS... 'MERICA!" - 1 pt
blockhead77: Hey Frank! Come look at this cutting edge humor! - 12 pts

Jeffio: while you fools were slacking off, he was studying the blade! - 6 pts, 2 vts 
Chadomancer: Hey, Crocodile Dundee, there's someone you should meet. - 1 pt

Ouroboroz: KoL players when the NS contest guy asks to see their qualifications. - 8 pts

ChristopherG: Look at dis Dude with a cleaver! - 3 pts
soupert: Jick after releasing June Cleaver - 5 pts
snarl: Joe took his job of ensuring baggage was the right size to bring on board seriously. - 4 pts
ajosHI: When the bank robber doesn't realize that bullet proof glass is also cleaver proof glass - 9 pts

Lillith Linguine: "Me on my vacation to DinseyLandfill last June" - 6 pts, 3 vts

	2	3			3			1		2			11
				1									1
1	1		1			2	1	3	2	1			12
						3			3				6
						1							1
		1					3		1	3			8
3													3
			3		2								5
			2	2									4
2	3			3	1								9
		2					2	2					6

 

KoL Miners Daughter: We are beheaded to the ball! - 9 pts
MathEquals5: Mannequin and Womannequin - 8 pts
Unameme: Taking the genre of mindless romance to the next level - 16 pts
Kemistry: Looks like we're both getting head tonight - 6 pts, 2 vts
lil jimbo: me (a mannequin) going to the royal ball with my wife (who is also a mannequin) [we forgot our heads] - 0 pts
Soxfan196o: the headless horseman and his bride - 0 pts
Gawea: This is what happens when you let your wealth go to your head. - 6 pts, 4 vts
ChristopherG: Headless Horseman's Wedding - 0 pts
Cookie Sneak: "Just a little off the top" - 5 pts
Harlequins Dance: "They're close; neck and neck." - 6 pts, 3 vts
Kill3rQu33n: "There was a moment of silence when the groom was told he may now kiss the bride" - 10 pts

		2					1		3	3			9
				3		3			2				8
3	2		3	1		2		3		2			16
					3		3						6
													0
													0
		1		2				2		1			6
													0
	1		2		2								5
1		3					2						6
2	3		1		1	1		1	1				10

(Original, edited by Dragon)