Kemistry: The officer in back knew that when everyone started pointing towards the smell, they figured out he shit his pants - 1 pt
Disc the Band: We pride ourselves on our extensive home security. You''ll never be able to leave again! - 8 pts
snarl: the officers were only following clear orders to catch the cereal killed - 9 pts
CoolFox: It says right here: "All you can eat, but left over rice results in incarceration!" - 3 pts
fork lady: Do not disturb this man eating a 20-lb can of rice and beans. If you don't understand, just read the item description! - 7 pts
MathEquals5: Guys, look! Rules! - 4 pts
Canopus: "You wanted us to show the cause of all the pudding cups disappearing from the break room? Well, here he sits!" - 6 pts
Chadomancer: They all pointed, but Steve didn't need to look. "You know the rules," he though to himself, "and so do I." - 15 pts
blockhead77: Rulebreaker Bob was about to enter the maw. - 1 pt
CoolFox: It says right here: "All you can eat, but left over rice results in incarceration!" - 3 pts
fork lady: Do not disturb this man eating a 20-lb can of rice and beans. If you don't understand, just read the item description! - 7 pts
MathEquals5: Guys, look! Rules! - 4 pts
Canopus: "You wanted us to show the cause of all the pudding cups disappearing from the break room? Well, here he sits!" - 6 pts
Chadomancer: They all pointed, but Steve didn't need to look. "You know the rules," he though to himself, "and so do I." - 15 pts
blockhead77: Rulebreaker Bob was about to enter the maw. - 1 pt
