hleghe: "when the other kids finally get fed up with bill for getting to eat two weiners" - 4 pts, 1 3
Fargblabble: for the unforgiveable crime of wearing shoes without socks, Harold was banished from eating with the rest of the family - 12 pts
Soxfan196o: The view from this table: a masterpiece of architectural confusion. - 3 pts, 1 vt
Clawleone: when you dungeon run solo - 7 pts

Myrella: Sneakily eating your 10th karma shawarma with 11th on side and hoping no one notices and asks for a share - 4 pts, 0 3's
The Tainted Wisdom:

"You all laughed at me when I said anti-social seating would sell. Well who's laughing now?!?"

"We laughed at you because didn't put enough room for a TABLE you dumbass..."

- 6 pts, 2 vts
hUntanoMAD: When you reserve a seating but forget to order a table - 8 pts
Chadomancer:

"Timmy, come sit with us. There's more room over here."

"I've made my choice."

- 6 pts, 4 vts
theMalcolite: That's just Billie. He's been in timeout since he was 6. - 7 pts
blockhead77: Still better than flying United - 16 pts
SirStabsalot: shouldn't have told them i didn't want a table. - 1 pt
Spazfeet: Why does no one ever want to share my "Rat-Dog Special"? - 1 pt
The_Dancing_Viagra: "Alone with burrito, all the company you need" - 3 pts, 2 vts

			1			3							4
				2	1	2		2	2		3		12
												3	3
1					3		2				1		7
			2		2								4
		3								3			6
3		2									2	1	8
	3					1		1		1			6
2		1					1		3				7
	2		3	3			3	3				2	16
				1									1
	1												1
									1	2			3

Chadomancer: Granny Stratus taught Cloud everything she learned about overcompensation from Pappa Nimbus. - 4 pts, 2 vts

Fargblabble: Time has not been kind to Cloud, but he can still wield his Buster Sword as well as when he was a younger man - 1 pt

Gregonzola: "What is best in life, Connie?" - 3 pts
Shakara: "You WILL eat your greens." - 18 pts
Gawea: Whaddaya mean it's not a legal cricket bat? - 14 pts, 2 3's

snarl: Aunt Claymore never needed words to keep us in line. - 14 pts, 1 3

blockhead77: Figure 1: Upcoming Fire Emblem DLC - 0 pts

Sammu: POV you forgot to say thank you to grandma - 7 pts, 2 3's

Jeffio: Hey, they finally updated the protagonist art! - 7 pts, 1 3

Oizzader: When grandma said she was a Final Fantasy fan, we didn't realize she meant she was ready to battle Sephiroth herself! - 0 pts
Unconventionable: I dare you - 10 pts
Canopus: "Limit Break: Gramhazzard" - 4 pts, 3 vts
breakingamber: Cloud relives their glory days, from time to time. - 1 pt
CoolFox: Back in high school, I thought my freshman-spanking paddle that said "Faq U" was cool... Now look at me! - 1 pt

						3						1							4
									1										1
3																			3
1		3		3			1	3		1	3		3						18
		1			3			1	2	3	2	2							14
			2	2		2	3	2		2			1						14
																			0
			3		1				3										7
	2				2							3							7
																			0
2	3	2				1							2						10
	1			1			2												4
			1																1
											1								1

Fargblabble: "Introductory Griddle Flipping at Macdonald's University" - 12 pts
heddd: You know its fucking serious when the blind kid starts FLIPPING pancakes and the paralysed kid starts to STAND. - 4 pts
BigLebowski1: McDs was outta muh breakfast combo dis mornin' dawg! - 1 pt
The_Revolving_Fan: "When you've lost any hope of passing the class and start working on other alternatives" - 16 pts
Gumpalf: "Danial, when I said to use something to help you find the radius, I didn't mean that" - 7 pts
Not Me Yet: hmmmm. i wonder what the thing like a 700 foot long flying turtle was. - 0 pts
Christakitty: Steven didn't have time for breakfast before school, so he brought his personal chef with him.... - 10 pts
Judias Iscariot: "Flipping US world history? Screw that i'm flipping flap jacks" - 6 pts, 0 3's
Soxfan196o: I didn't eat breakfast - 3 pts
teres Minor: Abracadabra, watch me cook pancakes in class-a - 1 pt
blockhead77: Dude where are the sausages? - 6 pts, 1 3

	1	3		1	3		2	1	1				12
		1							3				4
1													1
3				3		3	3	2	2				16
	2		1		1					3			7
													0
2		2	3					3					10
			2	2						2			6
						2	1						3
										1			1
	3				2	1							6