hleghe: "when the other kids finally get fed up with bill for getting to eat two weiners" - 4 pts, 1 3
Fargblabble: for the unforgiveable crime of wearing shoes without socks, Harold was banished from eating with the rest of the family - 12 pts
Soxfan196o: The view from this table: a masterpiece of architectural confusion. - 3 pts, 1 vt
Clawleone: when you dungeon run solo - 7 pts

Myrella: Sneakily eating your 10th karma shawarma with 11th on side and hoping no one notices and asks for a share - 4 pts, 0 3's
The Tainted Wisdom:

"You all laughed at me when I said anti-social seating would sell. Well who's laughing now?!?"

"We laughed at you because didn't put enough room for a TABLE you dumbass..."

- 6 pts, 2 vts
hUntanoMAD: When you reserve a seating but forget to order a table - 8 pts
Chadomancer:

"Timmy, come sit with us. There's more room over here."

"I've made my choice."

- 6 pts, 4 vts
theMalcolite: That's just Billie. He's been in timeout since he was 6. - 7 pts
blockhead77: Still better than flying United - 16 pts
SirStabsalot: shouldn't have told them i didn't want a table. - 1 pt
Spazfeet: Why does no one ever want to share my "Rat-Dog Special"? - 1 pt
The_Dancing_Viagra: "Alone with burrito, all the company you need" - 3 pts, 2 vts

			1			3							4
				2	1	2		2	2		3		12
												3	3
1					3		2				1		7
			2		2								4
		3								3			6
3		2									2	1	8
	3					1		1		1			6
2		1					1		3				7
	2		3	3			3	3				2	16
				1									1
	1												1
									1	2			3

 

Chedley: "If you'd like to scan the QR on the back of your marriage licence and fill out a quick survey, you can get a free small coke and fries with your next marriage (minimum purchase value equivalent to up to 50% of your personal assets)" - 15 pts

Chadomancer: Oh what the heck, we'll have the LARGE fries - And can you put this little figurine of us on top of the Big Mac? - 9 pts
SirStabsalot: by the power vested in me by state idaho potatoes i now pronounce you a mcdouble - 16 pts

Shakara: "We're at Burger King, and she's my Burger Queen." - 11 pts
Soxfan196o: you may now kiss the bride - 0 pts
Clawleone: when you spend all your money on the wedding - 3 pts
NotTaskmgr: uhh... guys, i think the church wasnt in that direction :/ - 0 pts
Avandor: Yeah, the large combo... it's a special occasion. - 3 pts
ELFfaw: "Uh, could we have a McDonalds happy meal toy for our wedding cake topper?" - 1 pt
Not Me Yet: when the wedding budget runs out - 2 pts

	3	3		3	3				3	15
1		2	2		1	1			2	9
3	2		3	2			3	3		16
	1	1			2	3	1	2	1	11
										0
				1			2			3
										0
						2		1		3
			1							1
2										2

 

NotWinlogon: just a normal day at work in russia - 6 pts

firemummy: "It is always surprising where we find ourselves when the ADHD meds kick in" - 9 pts

Soxfan196o: Somone was on thin ice at work. - 11 pts, 6 vts

Chadomancer: This isn't exactly what she meant when Jill said she wanted a cool new job. - 8 pts, 2 3's

JoeyX: "Take your time, we can start the zoom call whenever. I'm just chillin'." - 8 pts, 1 3
KoL Miners Daughter: So, you say you had to walk uphill through the snow to get to school? Well... - 7 pts
LukeMcNuke: The influencers are returning to the frozen lakes- nature is healing :) - 6 pts
HuntaNomad: It's a dry cold - 1 pt
noobsauce: just chillin', WFH life - 2 pts
SirStabsalot: "when hell's frozen over but your name is summer" - 3 pts
Not Me Yet: when the elder scrolls 6 drops - 0 pts

Gawea: Elsa gets an office job. - 11 pts, 5 vts

	2					1				3			6
			1		3	2	1		2				9
2	1			2				2	3		1		11
3					1		3			1			8
		1	3				2				2		8
				3		3		1					7
		3	2	1									6
									1				1
		2											2
											3		3
													0
1	3				2			3		2			11

Lord President: When you pretend to send a relevant caption just so you can have a say in the voting process. - 8 pts
gANeLoN: Hey, morons, there's only one return and it's not of the king, it's of the Jedi! - 1 pt
Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: 2019, pen and his three friends with fake heads on are ordering McDonald's. Pen is quoting Big Smoke. - 4 pts, 1 3
Corman: And the third problem is that your rear lights are out - 7 pts
SirStabsalot: I ll have two number 9s a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s one with cheese, and a large soda. - 6 pts, 2 vts
SaltofPlank: I need 4 mcchickens, 4 large fries, and a supersize coffee for the gas tank. - 3 pts
Spazmodic: "Sorry, but if you're old enough to drive, you're too old for the kid's menu" - 12 pts
Llamasoup: Wait, you're telling me that somebody took this picture and nobody noticed Even more odd is the fact that they "pulled up" to a guy that was just standing there. I think there is something we are clearly missing with our tiny IQ's - 5 pts
SkylerDakota: We don't serve Flinstones. - 6 pts
Prusias: "Sorry sir, our honda civic has been through a lot" - 10 pts
LeftMeDead: Sorry, but macdonalds drive thru dont accept carpools. - 4 pts, 0 3's

	3	2					2			1			8
				1									1
3							1						4
1	2				2			1	1				7
							3	3					6
						3							3
2		1	3	3					3				12
		3								2			5
	1			2	1	2							6
			1		3	1		2		3			10
			2						2				4