Avandor: Ninja basketball training class - day 7 - 8 pts
Soxfan196o: Putting your best foot forward...Shoepreme Defense. - 3 pts, 2 vts
Derplingtons: we've all seen a hat trick, but here's a shoe trick - 5 pts, 2 vts
Chadomancer: Here we see students in the Way of the Chanclas practicing their art. - 3 pts, 1 vt
The Tainted Wisdom: "Replay time! #3 tries playing off a child's instinct to avoid flying footwear thrown by parents! #3 takes the opening when his opponent doesn't flinch, but he shows his parental potential by smacking that ball like it was an out of control child's head!!! The student, has truly become the master folks!" - 3 pts, 1 vt
Graelk: jackie chancla - 10 pts
Shakara: "He was such a great player. He put his sole into the game." - 16 pts
ihatesegfaults: when your mom plays basketball with you - 2 pts
Not Me Yet: EmOtIoNaL BaSkEtBaLl! - 3 pts, 2 vts
amoebalady: Trained from an early age by his mom, 2 grandmothers, and 6 aunties, Fred's skill with a flying slipper approached superhuman. - 10 pts
ELFfaw: "Now that's what I call... A throw-away (caption) victory" - 4 pts
Bobby Cool: "Football.. sorry *Shoeball" - 5 pts, 3 vts

		3						3	2				8
			1	2									3
						3					2		5
3													3
									3				3
			3			2	1		1		3		10
2	3			1	3		3	1		2	1		16
		1			1								2
			2							1			3
1				3		1		2		3			10
	2	2											4
	1				2		2						5

 

Chedley: "If you'd like to scan the QR on the back of your marriage licence and fill out a quick survey, you can get a free small coke and fries with your next marriage (minimum purchase value equivalent to up to 50% of your personal assets)" - 15 pts

Chadomancer: Oh what the heck, we'll have the LARGE fries - And can you put this little figurine of us on top of the Big Mac? - 9 pts
SirStabsalot: by the power vested in me by state idaho potatoes i now pronounce you a mcdouble - 16 pts

Shakara: "We're at Burger King, and she's my Burger Queen." - 11 pts
Soxfan196o: you may now kiss the bride - 0 pts
Clawleone: when you spend all your money on the wedding - 3 pts
NotTaskmgr: uhh... guys, i think the church wasnt in that direction :/ - 0 pts
Avandor: Yeah, the large combo... it's a special occasion. - 3 pts
ELFfaw: "Uh, could we have a McDonalds happy meal toy for our wedding cake topper?" - 1 pt
Not Me Yet: when the wedding budget runs out - 2 pts

	3	3		3	3				3	15
1		2	2		1	1			2	9
3	2		3	2			3	3		16
	1	1			2	3	1	2	1	11
										0
				1			2			3
										0
						2		1		3
			1							1
2										2

jsmit1007owns: Ich bin der handliche Mann - 0 pts
Elffaw: This guy comes up to you on the beach and slaps your girlfriends ass, and asks you to buy a phone. What do you do? - 7 pts, 1 3
lmaoYOUtube: i must radiate myself to make me mutate against the race of humanity! - 1 pt
Rather Dashing: Shiv-in-the- chestkia? We say NOkia - 3 pts
Nasius: Area 51 Raid 2 Electric Boogaloo prototype Mk II Standard issue Kyle Armor - 13 pts, 7 vts
Brocktoon: Hey, I just met you and this crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe. Or you can use this number, or this one, or this one, or this one, or this one...please call. - 7 pts, 0 3's
Judalin: Blessed with this new invincibility, Joshua emerged to make some poor decisions. - 4 pts
Rgarz1: "Homemade Nokia Armored vest, looking to trade or sell, No low balling I know what I have" - 9 pts, 5 vts
Eyelash: When you work as a plumber put low key got hoes - 0 pts
blockhead77: just wait until you see what his underwear is made of - 13 pts, 5 vts
powerturtle: Nokia is back in Business! Now offering its customers the latest in high powered body armor. If one Nokia is indestructible, many stringed together will make you invincible! - 9 pts, 4 vts

													0
1			2					1	3				7
						1							1
		3											3
3	2		1		2	3	1			1			13
2				1				2	2				7
	1			3									4
		2			1	2			1	3			9
													0
	3		3		3		2			2			13
		1		2			3	3					9

Elffaw: " Honey, let's take a picture over there, before I give you a fifth scar! " - 0 pts
Lady Aces: "A blind date at the beach" - 17 pts
aEniMUs: "at least now she doesn't know whether I'm looking down her top" - 5 pts, 4 vts
Big Daddy Grimm: When your girlfriend is SERIOUS about the no head rule during LENT - 16 pts
Twip: Losing your head over exercise - 7 pts
Plehq: The headless Horsefamily beach trip (1836 colorized) - 3 pts
rotavator1: what a bright sunny day - 2 pts
Monarch309: "Honeymoon couple show off their joint love for AirHeads(tm)" - 2 pts
Rgarz1: "Frankly this new fad diet really makes me lightheaded dear." - 8 pts
Good Potato: on a date but forgot the heads at home - 1 pt
Eyelash: 

"No one:

Sid from toy story with is sister's dolls:" - 5 pts, 2 vts

													0
3		3			3		3	3	2				17
			2	1	1	1							5
2	3			3			1	2	3	2			16
					2	2				3			7
	2							1					3
1	1												2
			1							1			2
		2				3	2		1				8
		1											1
			3	2									5

(Original, edited by Patrick, additional work by JXQZ for this version)