Pyacide: The photographer was like "I can totally alleviate this situation, but let's just see how many likes I can get" - 4 pts, 2 vts

Monarch309: Marking each week of social distancing / working at home with a cake seemed like such a good idea when there was one candle . . . - 8 pts

idk anything: "Dad, stop watching porn on the couch, we're blowing out the candles." - 12 pts

Rather Dashing: Buy a Mac if you want to be as happy as us! - 4 pts, 3 vts

Lmao Boomer: when everyone doesnt even care about you :( - 2 pts

Kjvkw: "We celebrated the cat's birthday yesterday, boy. It don't change that he's still dead." - 6 pts, 4 vts

WonkerBonker: Soviet birthday to you! - 6 pts, 3 vts

		2			2					4
		3		2	3					8
3	3		3			3				12
2		1				1				4
1	1									2
	2		1	1		2				6
			2	3	1					6

Pyacide: Plastic surgeons HATE him. See how he turned his ears into elf ears with one simple trick! - 1 pt

SCRAGGYSCROO: WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS COME FROM - 4 pts

Monarch309: "Dude, what if we added a wire?" - 11 pts

MoondogKP: Guy on right says "So, are we just too lazy to use our hands to hold these or why did you make this?" - 7 pts

kailla: why did he take off his hat? - 3 pts

snarl: Barred from music recitals, the Sari brothers must also listen to the Crazy Frog ringtone on repeat for 18 months. - 10 pts

			1							1
		3			1					4
1	3		2	2	3					11
2	2	2		1						7
		1			2					3
3	1		3	3						10

Joker: what no head tonight? - 2 pts, 2 vts

Ryanthegreat369: "I guess we won't be getting ahead this year" - 7 pts

Dragonmaiden: The exciting new Slice-Of-Life: Misfit Barbie-sama and Karate Ken! Don't miss out! An all-new anime series that's a real cut above! - 8 pts

gameboyjsa: iight no head i'mma head out - 1 pt

moogul: *muffled noise* - 5 pts

Tourmie: Listen, I don't think we're seeing things eye-to-eye here. - 13 pts

snarl: ' "dress casual", they said. My arm is killing me!' - 0 pts

Discounter:

    Guy on left: Hey, do you think you could give me a blowjob after class?

    Girl on right: Don't you mean, "give you head"?

    Guy on left: I was hoping not to say that word. - 14 pts

Roderick the Unmarried: Schools successfully reopening, no social distancing, no masks. - 12 pts

Monarch309: The Airhead twins, having recently returned for a tropical beach holiday, found school to be a drag - 2 pts, 1 vt

SCRAGGYSCROO: The hottest dating simulator yet - 2 pts, 2 vts

			1	1									2
		3			3		1						7
				2	1		2			3			8
1													1
	2							3					5
2	3	2	2			1		2	1				13
													0
3		1		3	2	2			3				14
			3			3	3		2	1			12
										2			2
	1							1					2

(Original, Edited by Erinn)

Nickles: how it feels like to be the only kid in your family gathering - 8 pts, 4 vts, 2 3's

Pyacide: Looking at how relaxed the child is, someone needs to warn the others to not to touch the water - 7 pts, 3 vts

Monarch309: Well this is INCONVIENT, TRUTH be told - 2 pts

snarl: Pedro 'Guppie' Trunc practices the crawl at the Koi Luck School For Amphibious Pedicurology training pool - 4 pts, 1 3

jsmit1007owns: New wave immersion therapy c; - 8 pts, 3 vts

Big Daddy Grimm: When you want a pool for the house but the backyard isnt big enough

Brocktoon: Worst public pool ever. - 8 pts, 4 vts, 1 3

TheSilhouette: Parasite..the documentary - 4 pts, 0 3's

	3	3			1	1				8
3				1	3					7
					2					2
	1						3			4
	2		3			3				8
2		1	1			2	1			7
1		2		3			2			8
			2	2						4

Rgarz1: "Everyone rips on the fat guy but even the ref agrees bullying Sumo Sam deserves a Falcon Punch" - 6 pts
Glovinator87: Breakin' 2: Majestic Seppuku - 8 pts
Zammorak: "I never trust a man farther than I can throw him." - 19 pts
Judias Iscariot: Sumo flop, referee was just in a bad place xD - 1 pt
Pyacide: "sumo wrestler of Isle of man pays homage to his flag" - 8 pts
Monarch309: For those days when you think you had a bad day at the office . . . - 4 pts
Plehq2: grand reenactment of the last scene in "The Road to El Dorado" - 2 pts, 1 vt
SwordsRCool: The young Lady lets Both fighters know that if your Smelly Foot is not REMOVED Instantly from My Nose or I will step into the Ring & Take you both on, then you can smell my feet. - 2 pts, 1 vt
Korcedle: Critical Failure Dodge, Critical Success Attack - 7 pts
Eyelash: you've seen it here folks, the only match that is totally undecipherable - 3 pts

						2	1	1	2	6
		3	3	2						8
3			2	3		3	3	2	3	19
1										1
	3				2			3		8
	1	1					2			4
		2								2
					1				1	2
2	2				3					7
			1	1		1				3

Elffaw: " Honey, let's take a picture over there, before I give you a fifth scar! " - 0 pts
Lady Aces: "A blind date at the beach" - 17 pts
aEniMUs: "at least now she doesn't know whether I'm looking down her top" - 5 pts, 4 vts
Big Daddy Grimm: When your girlfriend is SERIOUS about the no head rule during LENT - 16 pts
Twip: Losing your head over exercise - 7 pts
Plehq: The headless Horsefamily beach trip (1836 colorized) - 3 pts
rotavator1: what a bright sunny day - 2 pts
Monarch309: "Honeymoon couple show off their joint love for AirHeads(tm)" - 2 pts
Rgarz1: "Frankly this new fad diet really makes me lightheaded dear." - 8 pts
Good Potato: on a date but forgot the heads at home - 1 pt
Eyelash: 

"No one:

Sid from toy story with is sister's dolls:" - 5 pts, 2 vts

													0
3		3			3		3	3	2				17
			2	1	1	1							5
2	3			3			1	2	3	2			16
					2	2				3			7
	2							1					3
1	1												2
			1							1			2
		2				3	2		1				8
		1											1
			3	2									5

(Original, edited by Patrick, additional work by JXQZ for this version)