Joker: what no head tonight? - 2 pts, 2 vts

Ryanthegreat369: "I guess we won't be getting ahead this year" - 7 pts

Dragonmaiden: The exciting new Slice-Of-Life: Misfit Barbie-sama and Karate Ken! Don't miss out! An all-new anime series that's a real cut above! - 8 pts

gameboyjsa: iight no head i'mma head out - 1 pt

moogul: *muffled noise* - 5 pts

Tourmie: Listen, I don't think we're seeing things eye-to-eye here. - 13 pts

snarl: ' "dress casual", they said. My arm is killing me!' - 0 pts

Discounter:

    Guy on left: Hey, do you think you could give me a blowjob after class?

    Girl on right: Don't you mean, "give you head"?

    Guy on left: I was hoping not to say that word. - 14 pts

Roderick the Unmarried: Schools successfully reopening, no social distancing, no masks. - 12 pts

Monarch309: The Airhead twins, having recently returned for a tropical beach holiday, found school to be a drag - 2 pts, 1 vt

SCRAGGYSCROO: The hottest dating simulator yet - 2 pts, 2 vts

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		3			3		1						7
				2	1		2			3			8
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	2							3					5
2	3	2	2			1		2	1				13
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3		1		3	2	2			3				14
			3			3	3		2	1			12
										2			2
	1							1					2

(Original, Edited by Erinn)

Indigo Rain: he always wanted to drive a convertible... - 8 pts
Dragonmaiden: "That bee will be a sPoT oN my windShiELd" - 0 pts
Tango Rose: Meanwhile, in 3019... - 4 pts
Xyzaxy: when one game isn't enough - 2 pts
Rather Dashing: after the casualty report arrived, they decided that would be the last they will let budget constrains drive them to approve soccer games on the racing track - 7 pts
Westcliffe: John got a real kick out of the new drive-in soccer stadium. - 9 pts, 2 2's
Claive777: The refs USED to have a hard time keeping up... - 9 pts, 1 2
astop: Guy shows up in blue car and surprisingly doesn't crash anyone when parking it - 4 pts
Kitkatpatywhack: he is making his way downtown, driving fast, soccer past - 11 pts
Corman: Oh boy, I'm gonna take that sweet ball after I run over that idiot - 0 pts
The Hombre: Front row parking - 12 pts

		2			3		3						8
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				2			2						4
	2												2
	3					1		3					7
1				1				2	2	3			9
	1		1		2			1	3	1			9
			2							2			4
3		1	3			3			1				11
													0
2		3		3	1	2	1						12

Indigo Rain: Bah, my niece. She's so immature and irresponsible. Can you believe that she gave up working at the family restaurant to go to some dangerous wasteland to "go find herself." She can't cook, she can't sew, she doesn't know how to start a fire, she doesn't know how to find food in the wild. I feel sorry for my sister, but it's not like she has a good head on her shoulders either. - 7 pts, 4 vts
The Hombre: A thinly veiled attempt to show off some anime titty - 4 pts
Volc: "I see an extra head floating off in the distance" - 6 pts, 3 vts
LowRez: Look into my eyes - 10 pts
Dragonmaiden: "Hey guys, welcome to my newest vlog, Losing Weight in only Five Minutes!'' - 11 pts
Zammorak: "This isn't what I meant by giving you head!" - 5 pts, 4 vts
Rather Dashing: my eyes should be up here - 3 pts
damien1: you should see the other guy - 9 pts
fredg1: (thoughts) If we're ever in a relationship, I'll need to remember to avoid the term "giving head"... - 7 pts, 3 vts
Claive777: #Selfie - 0 pts
leftMEdead: the headless horseman in a bra - 5 pts, 2 vts
Xyzaxy: there's something odd. Maybe I need new glasses? - 6 pts, 4 vts
Nyker: Heads up hottie - 5 pts, 3 vts

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1				2			2			3	2		10
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				1		1		2				1	5
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			1			3			2		3		9
3					1							3	7
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2		1	2						1				6
	1								3	1			5

(Source. Edited by Zach, with fixes by Erinn)

Dragonmaiden: wasted - 5 pts, 3 vts

Shay HammoWolf: HYPERFIXATION - 0 pts

noodleynoodler: PARKOUUUUUUUR - 19 pts
Tango Rose: WHen it's finally time to catch that raccoon that digs through the office trash - 11 pts
ArchAngel771: The Hangover Part 4: Grown Ups - 3 pts, 3 vts
Lord President: When the drugs finally kick in - 9 pts
damien1: truck surfing USA - 3 pts, 1 vt
Riccardo Benzoni: "Me and the boys looking down on racisim cause that shit's wack" - 5 pts, 2 vts
Claive777: when bae says she's ready for a 3-way, but your bro's are all virgins. - 0 pts
blockhead77: caption contest A: We didn't bring parachutes? - 3 pts, 2 vts
Overlore: "They changed something in the Matrix" - 8 pts

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1	3		3			1	2	3	3	3			19
		2			3	3		2		1			11
	1						1		1				3
2		1	2	3				1					9
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		3								2			5
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			1		2								3
3				2	1	2							8

blockhead77: A funny thing happened yesterday... it involved an axe, an enchanted mirror, a vampire... and about a gallon of vodka. - 18 pts
amoebalady: Now...the moment he's been practicing all day for: In his best Joey Tribiani voice, he walked up to Sheila and said, "How YOU doin'?" - 4 pts
Dragonmaiden: "...and as a matter of fact, I have *several* removable parts..." - 14 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: You can eat meatballs and heads here are Drac's place - 0 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: When you want to go out as a traditionalist Dio Brando - 1 pt
Logan_C: Me tearing my head off after 5 minutes in /newbie - 5 pts
Lichylich: "Hey, you wouldn't *believe* what being headless let's me do..." - 2 pts
Volc: I  vant to give you head! Bleh! - 15 pts
ShinyPlatypus: Clearly Otokonoko had finally captured the only way to express his own true look. - 1 pt
Joey747e: A dullahan decided to be dracula for halloween - 0 pts

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		3			1					4
2	3		2			2	2	3		14
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						1				1
1			1	2			1			5
								1	1	2
3	1		3	3	3				2	15
		1								1
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