Rather Dashing: And this concludes our daily lesson about magnets - 6 pts, 4 vts
Lord President: I must go, my planet needs me! - 8 pts
leftMEdead: if you turn the pic upside down then hes doing a headstand - 4 pts
k3wLb0t:  "And he said let there be light. And so i played neopets." -  3 pts
Sacez: "Someone put helium in my breakfast this morning, again." - 10 pts
Hawumph: Gravity Fail - 0 pts
DragonBoi3: Ok guys the airs fixed - 2 pts
ThePig: When you forgot to photoshop the ladder off clearly - 6 pts, 3 vts
Tango Rose: When you get so hot you need all the air conditioning - 5 pts
urk: How many Elder Gods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - 7 pts
MYsTRoMaN: "Jose ascends to another plane, away from these computers and their outdated 'Windows 7' crap" - 6 pts, 2 vts
ToByOuS: Don't mind that, it's just the developers fixing an out-of-bounds exploit - 10 pts

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3			2	1				2	2				10

Indigo Rain: Bah, my niece. She's so immature and irresponsible. Can you believe that she gave up working at the family restaurant to go to some dangerous wasteland to "go find herself." She can't cook, she can't sew, she doesn't know how to start a fire, she doesn't know how to find food in the wild. I feel sorry for my sister, but it's not like she has a good head on her shoulders either. - 7 pts, 4 vts
The Hombre: A thinly veiled attempt to show off some anime titty - 4 pts
Volc: "I see an extra head floating off in the distance" - 6 pts, 3 vts
LowRez: Look into my eyes - 10 pts
Dragonmaiden: "Hey guys, welcome to my newest vlog, Losing Weight in only Five Minutes!'' - 11 pts
Zammorak: "This isn't what I meant by giving you head!" - 5 pts, 4 vts
Rather Dashing: my eyes should be up here - 3 pts
damien1: you should see the other guy - 9 pts
fredg1: (thoughts) If we're ever in a relationship, I'll need to remember to avoid the term "giving head"... - 7 pts, 3 vts
Claive777: #Selfie - 0 pts
leftMEdead: the headless horseman in a bra - 5 pts, 2 vts
Xyzaxy: there's something odd. Maybe I need new glasses? - 6 pts, 4 vts
Nyker: Heads up hottie - 5 pts, 3 vts

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(Source. Edited by Zach, with fixes by Erinn)

Lord President: When you pretend to send a relevant caption just so you can have a say in the voting process. - 8 pts
gANeLoN: Hey, morons, there's only one return and it's not of the king, it's of the Jedi! - 1 pt
Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: 2019, pen and his three friends with fake heads on are ordering McDonald's. Pen is quoting Big Smoke. - 4 pts, 1 3
Corman: And the third problem is that your rear lights are out - 7 pts
SirStabsalot: I ll have two number 9s a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s one with cheese, and a large soda. - 6 pts, 2 vts
SaltofPlank: I need 4 mcchickens, 4 large fries, and a supersize coffee for the gas tank. - 3 pts
Spazmodic: "Sorry, but if you're old enough to drive, you're too old for the kid's menu" - 12 pts
Llamasoup: Wait, you're telling me that somebody took this picture and nobody noticed Even more odd is the fact that they "pulled up" to a guy that was just standing there. I think there is something we are clearly missing with our tiny IQ's - 5 pts
SkylerDakota: We don't serve Flinstones. - 6 pts
Prusias: "Sorry sir, our honda civic has been through a lot" - 10 pts
LeftMeDead: Sorry, but macdonalds drive thru dont accept carpools. - 4 pts, 0 3's

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gANeLoN: I call this: People Shitting Their Pants - 7 pts, 4 vts

Spazmodic: "Secretly, one of these is penshoppe_91 - 8 pts, 3 vts
Prusias: Disappointing People: A Visual Memoire - 8 pts, 4 vts
Nasius: *Looks up from 'How Are You Feeling Poster'* I don't thing your the right Therapist for my child. - 7 pts, 3 vts
LeftMeDead: 50 shades of random expressions - 5 pts, 2 vts
Kitkatpatywhack: everyone on the chatroom when you post somthing offensive - 6 pts
Jazz Mister: "The Many Moods of Jick." - 4 pts
Hawkshaw:The many faces of brexit - 5 pts, 3 vts
Lord President: Me when trying to decide which captions to vote for. - 7 pts, 4 vts
blockhead77: top ten heartwarming moments in anime - 2 pts

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Making Poutine Everyday: Heads Off! update  2.43 - 0 pts
Dragonmaiden: good, he didn't realize the screws last night - 0 pts
Riccardo Benzoni: When you just got beheaded, but heard someone talking shit - 5 pts, 2 vts
moon98: "hehehe, I can't wait for whoever opens the door.." - 4 pts, 3 vts
Laureth: #MeToo - 4 pts, 2 vts
amoebalady: "It's not such a big deal," he said. "It's nothing to lose your head over," he said. Feh. A lot he knows. - 18 pts
The Dashing Protagonist: some days you really feel like you are losing your head - 5 pts, 3 vts
Hammered: Alice knew chatting with the red queen was a mistake. - 11 pts
AliRaza111: You could say he's always... a-head of everyone else - 3 pts
saldon: "while all those around me are losing their heads, i'm still hanging on" - 7 pts
LeftMeDead: That head still hurts, and that arm still hasnt been washed - 1 pts
soulcarver: "No... Yeah like the procedure was simple enough but surgeons these days... What? Yeah I guess he did get the tonsils out in the end." - 12 pts
JacktheRipper13: "queen of hearts strikes again!" - 8 pts

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