Okramiman: When you wanna hang out, but you can't stand your friends - 7 pts, 4 vts

GoGoGoGo: Bill from accounting stares out of his window from the building behind, and immediately regrets his life decisions - 7 pts, 3 vts
Shay HammoWolf: STREEECH - 3 pts
Tango Rose: When you're so embarrased you can't go any lower - 2 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: a Per-Person. Half person, half another person - 14 pts
breakingamber: Look ma, no hands! - 9 pts
The Hombre: "Gotta keep those hands clean" - 1 pt
The Dashing Protagonist: "Meanwhile where the universal merge had a horrible accident..." - 6 pts
Lord President: When the drugs finally kick in - 14 pts
Brandon_The_Sage: the right side up - 3 pts
damien1: AOC does chinups - 0 pts

	1	1		3				2					7
				1			3	3					7
1					2								3
							2						2
3	2				3	3			3				14
		2	1	2		2	1			1			9
					1								1
2			2					1	1				6
	3	3	3						2	3			14
						1				2			3
													0

Lord President: "I must go. My planet needs me." - 18 pts

Hawkshaw:  "Tony Hawk: Pro Skater Dad" - 4 pts, 2 vts
LinkFromLoZ: Tony Hawk's Construction Simulator '19 - 13 pts
gANeLoN: White people. - 7 pts
Zammorak: "Quick, hold my beer!" - 4 pts, 3 vts
The Dashing Protagonist: Tony Hawks Pro-Worker has some of the most realistic graphics ever - 0 pts
Chengmingz: "Sometimes life lifts you up" - 9 pts
Turtley Boi: and they said the forklift could never fly - 3 pts, 1 vt
futinc: 'i dont know what im doing' - 3 pts, 3 vts
Stampy2015: ahhhhh! It was supposed to be a truck! - 1 pt
Zavos: Hillbillies - 4 pts, 3 vts

		3	3	2		3	1	3	2	1			18
		1			3								4
2			2	3			2	2		2			13
	3							1		3			7
	1		1		2								4
													0
3		2					3		1				9
									3				3
1						2							3
				1									1
	2				1	1							4

The Dashing Protagonist: Playing Games on Dial-Up was the Dark Souls of the internet - 8 pts
JackSarpticEye: The Shate? Shaie? Shape? Cyber Cafe: Only lets you go to 4chan - 1 pt
SeraPHOny: A sign from before we learned we could silence modems' cries of pain. - 9 pts, 5 vts
Poison Ax on Plasma: "No, It's not a typho. Now sit in the chair, I'll tie you up. Enjoy internet as it was in 1996." - 10 pts
R2N: Unbeknownst to the memeing public, the typo was elsewhere on the sign of The Shite Internet Cafe. - 5 pts
SadOatcakes: "Those truth-in-advertising laws were really taking a toll on business." - 9 pts, 4 vts
CroThunder: Address: Hell avenue 404 - 1 pt
gANeLoN: Time Warner Spectrum is the exclusive internet provider for hell. - 4 pts
noodlesman222: suffering - 0 pts
Stormwolfenstein: "Oh look, they have kingdom of loathing here!" - 13 pts

			3	2			2	1		8
						1				1
1				1	2	2			3	9
	3			3	1			3		10
2	1	2								5
	2		2				3		2	9
		1								1
						3			1	4
										0
3		3	1		3		1	2		13

Making Poutine Everyday: Heads Off! update  2.43 - 0 pts
Dragonmaiden: good, he didn't realize the screws last night - 0 pts
Riccardo Benzoni: When you just got beheaded, but heard someone talking shit - 5 pts, 2 vts
moon98: "hehehe, I can't wait for whoever opens the door.." - 4 pts, 3 vts
Laureth: #MeToo - 4 pts, 2 vts
amoebalady: "It's not such a big deal," he said. "It's nothing to lose your head over," he said. Feh. A lot he knows. - 18 pts
The Dashing Protagonist: some days you really feel like you are losing your head - 5 pts, 3 vts
Hammered: Alice knew chatting with the red queen was a mistake. - 11 pts
AliRaza111: You could say he's always... a-head of everyone else - 3 pts
saldon: "while all those around me are losing their heads, i'm still hanging on" - 7 pts
LeftMeDead: That head still hurts, and that arm still hasnt been washed - 1 pts
soulcarver: "No... Yeah like the procedure was simple enough but surgeons these days... What? Yeah I guess he did get the tonsils out in the end." - 12 pts
JacktheRipper13: "queen of hearts strikes again!" - 8 pts

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													0
	3					2							5
					1				2			1	4
		2										2	4
		3	3				3	3	3		3		18
2			1					2					5
3	1	1			2					1		3	11
						3							3
				1			2			2	2		7
						1							1
	2		2	2	3		1	1	1				12
1				3						3	1		8

McMoolish: "3D-Navigation: you're doing it wrong!" - 0 pts
KoL Miners Daughter: One of these must actually know how to get to the Elders Night Mixer - 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3

The Dashing Protagonist: This is your Uber Driver, I am outside - 13 pts

Skent: Where was it I was going? - 4 pts, 3 vts

Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Sixty years later, Ash still hasn't been able to win the master league, but at least he's changed his duds" - 4 pts, 2 vts, 0 3's

Volc: Pokemon Go bots in action - 11 pts

Windgraze: and I STILL have to ask for directions - 8 pts

JAD: I'll show those noob millennials how to text and drive! - 6 pts

amoebalady: Atomic batteries to power... Turbines to speed... - 5 pts

Necrophage: "OK Google, please ask Bixby to tell Cortana to get Siri to have Alexa explain the KISS principle to me just one more time..." - 9 pts

moon98: "Gotta catch 'em all!" - 2 pts

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				1		3							4
	2		2					3	3	3			13
	1	2					1						4
					2			2					4
2		3		3					1	2			11
	3	1	3		1								8
1			1	2		1		1					6
3							2						5
					3	2	3			1			9
									2				2