Lovely Lady Leviathan: me during finals - 9 pts
blockhead77: And they swore TV's could never feel emotions... - 0 pts
killing_you_guy: "I'm sure Senpai noticed you" - 4 pts
Zecho: when yu see your waifu start to cry and you wanna get on her good side - 2 pts, 2 vts
heroic Kol player: when you try to help by saying "oof" - 10 pts
Fatbob: He's not a Weeb, the cheap OLEDs are just leaking again... - 2 pts, 1 vt
McMoolish: "Fictiophilia: Stage 7 of 10." - 3 pts, 2 vts
Making Poutine Everyday: She deserves this. She has bad "von Karma". - 6 pts
Loathbred: When the hentai is censored - 21 pts
Maruin: When the plastic bazooka won't proc... - 3 pts, 3 vts

	2	2		2		1			2	9
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3			1					3	3	10
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2					2	2				6
1	3	3	3	3	3	3	2			21
				1	1		1			3

McMoolish: "Chun-Lee lived a thug's life: Guns, dresses and mascots" - 3 pts
blockhead77: put the pasteries in the bag, fat man - 6 pts
Zecho: When you gonna avenge all the caterpillars that the big kids stomped on. - 1 pt
Logan_C: Penshoppe_91 did 9/11. - 13 pts
pEEKous: ... kid don't do it! I'll throw in 500meat to alright? - 6 pts
moon98: "Mommy, can I shoot him now?" - 11 pts
Wembley Fraggle: youve got til the count of 3 to move that hand - 1 pt
ThePig: You are a bad boy. Raise up your hand. Ops, you don't have a hand. - 4 pts
DuDecats: "delet this" - girl probably - 6 pts
SpaceFart: This isn't what i wanted for my birthday. - 7 pts
Squeegorp: I've dealt with the likes of you before - 8 pts

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			3		1	2							6
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				2			2	3	3	3			13
		3					3						6
1			1	3			1	2	1	2			11
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2	2												4
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	1	2			3			1					7
3					2	1			2				8

Ranzer: Amazon delivery methods: Have they gone too far? - 8 pts, 4 vts
Shay HammoWolf: "Are those helium balloons? Oh for feck sake, I told you before!! Now we're floating away." - 3 pts
DIEGO1marcUS: Now showing "Trucks", the long awaited sequel to Pixar's hit short "Birds" - 8 pts, 3 vts
McMoolish: "Sending a truck via email - you're doing it wrong." - 4 pts
Malibu Barbie: "Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!" - 2 pts
Jesara: despite going on tour, tightrope trucking just didn't catch on. - 4 pts
DeaksDeetee: "HONK HONK I AM A GOOSE." - 7 pts, 2 3's
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Internet delivery in the near future" - 6 pts, 2 vts
Ninamo: Dammit Jojo, the "internet superhighway" is a metaphor! -  9 pts
Volc: Sneak peak from the next Spiderman movie - 7 pts, 1 3
breakingamber: Q: What happens when a truck sits on telephone lines?
A: Nothing, apparently. - 6 pts, 3 vts
TheGreatReferencer: Electric Vehicles: The early days - 8 pts, 3 vts

		2				3	1			2			8
			2					1					3
					3					3	2		8
1									2	1			4
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			1	1		2							4
3		1						3					7
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2	2		3		1	1							9
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McMoolish: "3D-Navigation: you're doing it wrong!" - 0 pts
KoL Miners Daughter: One of these must actually know how to get to the Elders Night Mixer - 4 pts, 2 vts, 1 3

The Dashing Protagonist: This is your Uber Driver, I am outside - 13 pts

Skent: Where was it I was going? - 4 pts, 3 vts

Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Sixty years later, Ash still hasn't been able to win the master league, but at least he's changed his duds" - 4 pts, 2 vts, 0 3's

Volc: Pokemon Go bots in action - 11 pts

Windgraze: and I STILL have to ask for directions - 8 pts

JAD: I'll show those noob millennials how to text and drive! - 6 pts

amoebalady: Atomic batteries to power... Turbines to speed... - 5 pts

Necrophage: "OK Google, please ask Bixby to tell Cortana to get Siri to have Alexa explain the KISS principle to me just one more time..." - 9 pts

moon98: "Gotta catch 'em all!" - 2 pts

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	2		2					3	3	3			13
	1	2					1						4
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2		3		3					1	2			11
	3	1	3		1								8
1			1	2		1		1					6
3							2						5
					3	2	3			1			9
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The Predator: "I've tried horse racing but I've never been able to get a head..." - 6 pts, 3 vts

Derplingtons: I know it's your first time doing this, but please don't lose your head, oh wait - 1 pt

Billy Cob Joe: When you and your friend run into a big problem and all your friend provides is some band-aid solutions. - 4 pts

DudeCats: "The Necks Chapter: Part II" is coming along nicely. - 0 pts
Aventuristo: "His arm's off. I think you've got him." - 0 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: thanks for putting your neck out there for me. it is the only was we are going to get a head in this world - 10 pts, 4 vts
CATATTACK123: Be prepared to be terrified, coming this summer... the return of the headless chicken men! - 0 pts

DeaksDeetee: This is why you should watch the full video of the shaving tutorial *before* you start shaving. - 10 pts, 5 vts

DIEGO1marcUS: huh, so thats where Nearly Headless Nick's body went - 1 pt

Draculinary: "It'll be fine, you said. I found all the traps, you said. Go ahead and open the door, you said." - 22 pts

stopthattimeravE: [snaps gangsterly] - 2 pts

Axenor: That was the moment the Smith boys realized their mother had been right all along, they had forgotten their unattached heads. - 11 pts
McMoolish: "Hey Joe. Sarge says, it was bit of an headless attack this time." - "Ah, what does he knows..." - 1 pt
gumpy13: Fight Club is really starting to take rule #1 seriously. - 13 pts
Volc: They really cannot wrap their heads around their current predicament. - 4 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "No vulnerable brainpans, but no badass facial scars either. Tough choice." - 6 pts, 4 vts
mmcbride: Dude, I need a bandaid too for this shaving accident. - 5 pts
GrandTheftKarma: Mischief. Mayhem. Mannequins. - 12 pts

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(Source. Edited by Zach)