coolanybody: oof ouch ow my head - 1 pt
heroic Kol player: when you too perfect then you get nerfed - 4 pts
Cmac: What the headless horseman does for money AFTER halloween. - 12 pts
Bubbaboink: please be gentle with me senpai, this is the first time I've ever recieved head from others - 9 points
Zecho: "When you are ripped in more ways than one" - 11 pts
Pryncesself: "Head-abs" - 0 pts
Peekous: Questionable? - 3 pts
breakingamber: And now... the Headless Absman! - 5 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: Tired of carrying your head around all day? Buy a transparent handbag! You can still see, and you can feel better! Buy one today! - 3 pts
DudeCats: Eddsworld if it became pen's fanfic. - 4 pts
girlTrex: Wishing for a detachable head was such a waist - 14 pts

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		3				1							4
	3			1	2		3		3				12
2	2	2								3			9
	1	1			3	2		2		2			11
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							1		2				3
						3		1		1			5
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1				3									4
3			3	2	1		2	3					14

McMoolish: "Chun-Lee lived a thug's life: Guns, dresses and mascots" - 3 pts
blockhead77: put the pasteries in the bag, fat man - 6 pts
Zecho: When you gonna avenge all the caterpillars that the big kids stomped on. - 1 pt
Logan_C: Penshoppe_91 did 9/11. - 13 pts
pEEKous: ... kid don't do it! I'll throw in 500meat to alright? - 6 pts
moon98: "Mommy, can I shoot him now?" - 11 pts
Wembley Fraggle: youve got til the count of 3 to move that hand - 1 pt
ThePig: You are a bad boy. Raise up your hand. Ops, you don't have a hand. - 4 pts
DuDecats: "delet this" - girl probably - 6 pts
SpaceFart: This isn't what i wanted for my birthday. - 7 pts
Squeegorp: I've dealt with the likes of you before - 8 pts

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			3		1	2							6
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				2			2	3	3	3			13
		3					3						6
1			1	3			1	2	1	2			11
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2	2												4
			2	1		3							6
	1	2			3			1					7
3					2	1			2				8

DIEGO1marcUS: Wanna see a magic trick? Ta-da! I'm hot now! - 3 pts
Turtie Turtle: Lean, Green, Headless Machine - 7 pts

amoebalady: Change your look in 3 easy steps! Ask me how--only $59.95! - 22 pts
jelly: Real big fan of Paimon, don't lose your head over it - 5 pts, 3 vts
Zavos: This body looks cute! What do you think? - 4 pts, 2 vts

DudeCats: Penshoppe's fetish is almost coming full circle! - 2 pts, 1 vt

Windgraze: kiilllled it - 5 pts, 2 vts
Shay HammoWolf: I told you I'd lose my head one day. - 6 pts

Kavakava: "the cotton rubbing my face every time was killing me" - 2 pts, 2 vts
Posh potato: Gettin' some Ed - 4 pts, 3 vts

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		2	2					3		7
	2		3	3	3	3	3	2	3	22
3	1							1		5
1	3									4
2										2
		3							2	5
		1		2	1	2				6
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				1	2		1			4

deMorphine: Bro, best senior prank, trust me. - 2 pts

Ardnajela: This will be hilarious! What could go wrong? - 4 pts

breakingamber: Science Log Entry 1: Seeing if desk can cause concussion - 3 pts

GrandTheftKarma: "You see Ivan, when prank friend like this, you have no worry of the revenge, because friend is already dead." - 11 pts

Tay Zonday: "I'm telling you, it's gonna work!" I'm not worried about it not working, i'm worried about paying for someones concussion." - 5 pts, 4 vts

Indigo Rain: Guys, I don't think that this is what they meant by loot drop tables - 15 pts
DIEGO1marcUS: screw the bucket full of water. now a TABLE, thats the ticket there - 5 pts, 2 vts
King Dave: "Once we get the saucer section attached this flat-pack starship's going to be the bomb!" - 2 pts
gANeLoN: April fools in a special ed class. - 6 pts
Volc: First tide pods, now this. Generation Z ruins pranks; what will they ruin next? Tune in after this concussion! - 8 pts
DuDecats: In human language, we call this a desk move. - 5 pts, 2 vts

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				1	1	2							4
	1								2				3
	2	3		2			1	1	1	1			11
1		1	1				2						5
3	3		3	3			3						15
		2								3			5
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					3	1				2			6
2						3		3					8
			2						3				5

The Predator: "I've tried horse racing but I've never been able to get a head..." - 6 pts, 3 vts

Derplingtons: I know it's your first time doing this, but please don't lose your head, oh wait - 1 pt

Billy Cob Joe: When you and your friend run into a big problem and all your friend provides is some band-aid solutions. - 4 pts

DudeCats: "The Necks Chapter: Part II" is coming along nicely. - 0 pts
Aventuristo: "His arm's off. I think you've got him." - 0 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: thanks for putting your neck out there for me. it is the only was we are going to get a head in this world - 10 pts, 4 vts
CATATTACK123: Be prepared to be terrified, coming this summer... the return of the headless chicken men! - 0 pts

DeaksDeetee: This is why you should watch the full video of the shaving tutorial *before* you start shaving. - 10 pts, 5 vts

DIEGO1marcUS: huh, so thats where Nearly Headless Nick's body went - 1 pt

Draculinary: "It'll be fine, you said. I found all the traps, you said. Go ahead and open the door, you said." - 22 pts

stopthattimeravE: [snaps gangsterly] - 2 pts

Axenor: That was the moment the Smith boys realized their mother had been right all along, they had forgotten their unattached heads. - 11 pts
McMoolish: "Hey Joe. Sarge says, it was bit of an headless attack this time." - "Ah, what does he knows..." - 1 pt
gumpy13: Fight Club is really starting to take rule #1 seriously. - 13 pts
Volc: They really cannot wrap their heads around their current predicament. - 4 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "No vulnerable brainpans, but no badass facial scars either. Tough choice." - 6 pts, 4 vts
mmcbride: Dude, I need a bandaid too for this shaving accident. - 5 pts
GrandTheftKarma: Mischief. Mayhem. Mannequins. - 12 pts

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	3			2								2	1			2			10
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3				1		2	2					3							11
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		3			2	1								3	1		3		13
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		1	1				1		2										5
		2			3				3		1				3				12

(Source. Edited by Zach)