Word: Sonder (Suggested by WeyrWomanAnna)

DeaksDeetee: Sonder is a long time from now. It's like yonder, but for time instead of space. - 6 pts
Ouro Boros: sonder is the desire to see what lies beyond the horizon, to know what lies beneath the surface of the beautiful sea - 7 pts, 4 vts
Volc: A song which has an unusually split reception - 50% adore it, while the other 50% absolutely detest it. - 4 pts
BC_Goldman: Sonder: Slightly farther than Yonder - 5 pts
Sparksol: The process of collecting an abstract concept or impossible thing as though it were an item; examples include glass painted black so only black light gets through or a bottle of completed campaign promises. - 13 pts
Thepadfam: Sonder: The act of prancing around in nothing but Tennis shoes. "She sondered down the halls of the Orcish Frat House." - 7 pts, 3 vts

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Ranzer: Amazon delivery methods: Have they gone too far? - 8 pts, 4 vts
Shay HammoWolf: "Are those helium balloons? Oh for feck sake, I told you before!! Now we're floating away." - 3 pts
DIEGO1marcUS: Now showing "Trucks", the long awaited sequel to Pixar's hit short "Birds" - 8 pts, 3 vts
McMoolish: "Sending a truck via email - you're doing it wrong." - 4 pts
Malibu Barbie: "Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!" - 2 pts
Jesara: despite going on tour, tightrope trucking just didn't catch on. - 4 pts
DeaksDeetee: "HONK HONK I AM A GOOSE." - 7 pts, 2 3's
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Internet delivery in the near future" - 6 pts, 2 vts
Ninamo: Dammit Jojo, the "internet superhighway" is a metaphor! -  9 pts
Volc: Sneak peak from the next Spiderman movie - 7 pts, 1 3
breakingamber: Q: What happens when a truck sits on telephone lines?
A: Nothing, apparently. - 6 pts, 3 vts
TheGreatReferencer: Electric Vehicles: The early days - 8 pts, 3 vts

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The Predator: "I've tried horse racing but I've never been able to get a head..." - 6 pts, 3 vts

Derplingtons: I know it's your first time doing this, but please don't lose your head, oh wait - 1 pt

Billy Cob Joe: When you and your friend run into a big problem and all your friend provides is some band-aid solutions. - 4 pts

DudeCats: "The Necks Chapter: Part II" is coming along nicely. - 0 pts
Aventuristo: "His arm's off. I think you've got him." - 0 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: thanks for putting your neck out there for me. it is the only was we are going to get a head in this world - 10 pts, 4 vts
CATATTACK123: Be prepared to be terrified, coming this summer... the return of the headless chicken men! - 0 pts

DeaksDeetee: This is why you should watch the full video of the shaving tutorial *before* you start shaving. - 10 pts, 5 vts

DIEGO1marcUS: huh, so thats where Nearly Headless Nick's body went - 1 pt

Draculinary: "It'll be fine, you said. I found all the traps, you said. Go ahead and open the door, you said." - 22 pts

stopthattimeravE: [snaps gangsterly] - 2 pts

Axenor: That was the moment the Smith boys realized their mother had been right all along, they had forgotten their unattached heads. - 11 pts
McMoolish: "Hey Joe. Sarge says, it was bit of an headless attack this time." - "Ah, what does he knows..." - 1 pt
gumpy13: Fight Club is really starting to take rule #1 seriously. - 13 pts
Volc: They really cannot wrap their heads around their current predicament. - 4 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "No vulnerable brainpans, but no badass facial scars either. Tough choice." - 6 pts, 4 vts
mmcbride: Dude, I need a bandaid too for this shaving accident. - 5 pts
GrandTheftKarma: Mischief. Mayhem. Mannequins. - 12 pts

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(Source. Edited by Zach)

Super Bob: The aliens had no idea they were going to land in Australia. - 0 pts
Smoaster: this is how I see the world - 1 pt
DeaksDeetee: "This way, people won't get their shoes muddy!" - 5 pts
ShadowMonkey1224: "I hope we installed these Australian speakers right..." - 9 pts

TurtTheTurtleTamer: The base drop that flips the world around it - 4 pts

Phizzbo: "No, no no! THAT doen't make them woofers, either!" - 6 pts

Costanzafaust: Welcome to the didgiredoo concert, mate! - 10 pts

stopthattimerave: "The Australian jam band is going great!" - 3 pts

Volc: A proper broadcast set for a chuch choir - 0 pts

tritagonist: "Opening day at M.C Escher park" - 11 pts
Derplingtons: I hear our next speaker is a very down-to-earth person, very grounded in reality - 8 pts
NeverNeverMe: The aliens, they are coming! - 1 pt
Zeko: Now this is a story all about ow My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-A - 14 pts
JAD: The third season of Stranger Things really seems to be phoning it in... - 12 pts

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