deMorphine: Bro, best senior prank, trust me. - 2 pts

Ardnajela: This will be hilarious! What could go wrong? - 4 pts

breakingamber: Science Log Entry 1: Seeing if desk can cause concussion - 3 pts

GrandTheftKarma: "You see Ivan, when prank friend like this, you have no worry of the revenge, because friend is already dead." - 11 pts

Tay Zonday: "I'm telling you, it's gonna work!" I'm not worried about it not working, i'm worried about paying for someones concussion." - 5 pts, 4 vts

Indigo Rain: Guys, I don't think that this is what they meant by loot drop tables - 15 pts
DIEGO1marcUS: screw the bucket full of water. now a TABLE, thats the ticket there - 5 pts, 2 vts
King Dave: "Once we get the saucer section attached this flat-pack starship's going to be the bomb!" - 2 pts
gANeLoN: April fools in a special ed class. - 6 pts
Volc: First tide pods, now this. Generation Z ruins pranks; what will they ruin next? Tune in after this concussion! - 8 pts
DuDecats: In human language, we call this a desk move. - 5 pts, 2 vts

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				1	1	2							4
	1								2				3
	2	3		2			1	1	1	1			11
1		1	1				2						5
3	3		3	3			3						15
		2								3			5
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					3	1				2			6
2						3		3					8
			2						3				5

The Predator: "I've tried horse racing but I've never been able to get a head..." - 6 pts, 3 vts

Derplingtons: I know it's your first time doing this, but please don't lose your head, oh wait - 1 pt

Billy Cob Joe: When you and your friend run into a big problem and all your friend provides is some band-aid solutions. - 4 pts

DudeCats: "The Necks Chapter: Part II" is coming along nicely. - 0 pts
Aventuristo: "His arm's off. I think you've got him." - 0 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: thanks for putting your neck out there for me. it is the only was we are going to get a head in this world - 10 pts, 4 vts
CATATTACK123: Be prepared to be terrified, coming this summer... the return of the headless chicken men! - 0 pts

DeaksDeetee: This is why you should watch the full video of the shaving tutorial *before* you start shaving. - 10 pts, 5 vts

DIEGO1marcUS: huh, so thats where Nearly Headless Nick's body went - 1 pt

Draculinary: "It'll be fine, you said. I found all the traps, you said. Go ahead and open the door, you said." - 22 pts

stopthattimeravE: [snaps gangsterly] - 2 pts

Axenor: That was the moment the Smith boys realized their mother had been right all along, they had forgotten their unattached heads. - 11 pts
McMoolish: "Hey Joe. Sarge says, it was bit of an headless attack this time." - "Ah, what does he knows..." - 1 pt
gumpy13: Fight Club is really starting to take rule #1 seriously. - 13 pts
Volc: They really cannot wrap their heads around their current predicament. - 4 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "No vulnerable brainpans, but no badass facial scars either. Tough choice." - 6 pts, 4 vts
mmcbride: Dude, I need a bandaid too for this shaving accident. - 5 pts
GrandTheftKarma: Mischief. Mayhem. Mannequins. - 12 pts

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			2	3	1	3	3			2	2		2		2		2		22
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3				1		2	2					3							11
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		3			2	1								3	1		3		13
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									1	1			3				1		6
		1	1				1		2										5
		2			3				3		1				3				12

(Source. Edited by Zach)