The Predator: "I've tried horse racing but I've never been able to get a head..." - 6 pts, 3 vts

Derplingtons: I know it's your first time doing this, but please don't lose your head, oh wait - 1 pt

Billy Cob Joe: When you and your friend run into a big problem and all your friend provides is some band-aid solutions. - 4 pts

DudeCats: "The Necks Chapter: Part II" is coming along nicely. - 0 pts
Aventuristo: "His arm's off. I think you've got him." - 0 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: thanks for putting your neck out there for me. it is the only was we are going to get a head in this world - 10 pts, 4 vts
CATATTACK123: Be prepared to be terrified, coming this summer... the return of the headless chicken men! - 0 pts

DeaksDeetee: This is why you should watch the full video of the shaving tutorial *before* you start shaving. - 10 pts, 5 vts

DIEGO1marcUS: huh, so thats where Nearly Headless Nick's body went - 1 pt

Draculinary: "It'll be fine, you said. I found all the traps, you said. Go ahead and open the door, you said." - 22 pts

stopthattimeravE: [snaps gangsterly] - 2 pts

Axenor: That was the moment the Smith boys realized their mother had been right all along, they had forgotten their unattached heads. - 11 pts
McMoolish: "Hey Joe. Sarge says, it was bit of an headless attack this time." - "Ah, what does he knows..." - 1 pt
gumpy13: Fight Club is really starting to take rule #1 seriously. - 13 pts
Volc: They really cannot wrap their heads around their current predicament. - 4 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "No vulnerable brainpans, but no badass facial scars either. Tough choice." - 6 pts, 4 vts
mmcbride: Dude, I need a bandaid too for this shaving accident. - 5 pts
GrandTheftKarma: Mischief. Mayhem. Mannequins. - 12 pts

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(Source. Edited by Zach)

QuantumGamerYT: "Help can you help me put my head back in place? (wink, wink)" - 1 pt

Graelk: a new meaning to "giving head" - 10 pts

TrueTurtle: When removing a rib wsn't getting you close enough. - 11 pts

MonkeyPants23: Schadenfreude - 4 pts, 2 vts

nukeboy1313: way a-head of me - 4 pts, 3 vts
Awesome Person: this picture's horrifying. I mean, bright blue drawstring shorts? - 9 pts, 4 vts
The Predator: Just a boy trying to get ahead of the game! - 9 pts, 6 vts
Derplingtons: He's a great swimmer; he's always neck and neck with the fastest on the team - 13 points
cratnip: Get the special otaku in your life one of our pop-off anime love dolls, convenient for fetishists and its headpiece also doubles as a portable toilet! - 0 pts
Axenor: Wrestling in invisibility mud was only fun to watch until there was nothing to see. - 3 pts
McMoolish: "3 more days until I realize I'm dead already!" - 6 pts
SuzyQs: Good head off your shoulders. - 4 pts, 2 vts
Heatdoom: "I'm not the only one who's going to be headless after I blow your mind tonight" - 6 pts
HeroBill: "I'm a mannequin" - 2 pts
Son of Yoduh: I shall give yours back when you give me mine! - 8 pts

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