heroic Kol player: when you go out of the house to pretend you have a social life - 7 pts
Zecho: How it feels when they leave you hanging - 10 pts, 5 vts, 1 3
Wzboss: *still steps on her toes* - 11 pts
Razorbell: My date may be imaginary, but at least they're not gonna step on my feet in heels. - 6 pts, 2 vts
RandomNerd: Even after his discharge fro mthe mime army, John was never the same.- 10 pts, 4 vts
YRDSB: Look at these beautiful flowers! - 4 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: When I visit /hardcore, I'm usually like this (really clueless).  - 3 pts
Newman: dance with me - 1 pt
Meh657: Man hugs ghost - 0 pts
CATATTACK123: grew up with imaginary friends, got a "Canadian girlfriend", time for her to meet his parents - 6 pts, 3 vts
xwingace: The finest date, in the finest dress ever created! - 2 pts
Lacey Jones: "it's a shame that few could could see lady spookraven's beautiful dress during the ball" - 8 pts
Greenfrog74: That guy must be playing KoL. - 10 pts, 5 vts, 2 3's

		1			3	1						2	7
		2	1		2		2					3	10
	3			3			1			1	3		11
		3					3						6
3			3						3			1	10
2											2		4
1								2					3
								1					1
													0
			2			3					1		6
				2									2
	2			1	1				2	2			8
	1					2		3	1	3			10

Poison Ax on Plasma: Super Mario Bros. 2 Brothers in Time. - 1 pt
gANeLoN: Down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of Heaven. Five Stars! - 5 pts

DIEGO1marcUS: In order to understand this movie, you'll need to know about parallel universes - 8 pts
Derplingtons: inb4 live action crapfest - 3 pts
Tay Zonday: The heartbreaking story, of a man, who's true love kept being stolen by a giant turtle. Mario Mario, coming to theaters near you. - 10 pts
JAD: It's a-me, Hollywood's lack of good ideas! - 12 pts
CATATTACK123: It's a me, a mario, wahoo! let's a-go! im mario! and imma playing mario in this game! you can see at the top! oh a-no, i have fallen into a hole and i can't get up! - 7 pts
COUNT SAUCEY: "I'm going to get so high for this." - 3 pts

		1								1
					2	3				5
2	3				1	2				8
		2		1						3
3	1				3	1	2			10
		3	3	3			3			12
1	3		2				1			7
			1	2						3

The Predator: "I've tried horse racing but I've never been able to get a head..." - 6 pts, 3 vts

Derplingtons: I know it's your first time doing this, but please don't lose your head, oh wait - 1 pt

Billy Cob Joe: When you and your friend run into a big problem and all your friend provides is some band-aid solutions. - 4 pts

DudeCats: "The Necks Chapter: Part II" is coming along nicely. - 0 pts
Aventuristo: "His arm's off. I think you've got him." - 0 pts
Big Daddy Grimm: thanks for putting your neck out there for me. it is the only was we are going to get a head in this world - 10 pts, 4 vts
CATATTACK123: Be prepared to be terrified, coming this summer... the return of the headless chicken men! - 0 pts

DeaksDeetee: This is why you should watch the full video of the shaving tutorial *before* you start shaving. - 10 pts, 5 vts

DIEGO1marcUS: huh, so thats where Nearly Headless Nick's body went - 1 pt

Draculinary: "It'll be fine, you said. I found all the traps, you said. Go ahead and open the door, you said." - 22 pts

stopthattimeravE: [snaps gangsterly] - 2 pts

Axenor: That was the moment the Smith boys realized their mother had been right all along, they had forgotten their unattached heads. - 11 pts
McMoolish: "Hey Joe. Sarge says, it was bit of an headless attack this time." - "Ah, what does he knows..." - 1 pt
gumpy13: Fight Club is really starting to take rule #1 seriously. - 13 pts
Volc: They really cannot wrap their heads around their current predicament. - 4 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "No vulnerable brainpans, but no badass facial scars either. Tough choice." - 6 pts, 4 vts
mmcbride: Dude, I need a bandaid too for this shaving accident. - 5 pts
GrandTheftKarma: Mischief. Mayhem. Mannequins. - 12 pts

	1							3						2					6
												1							1
										3				1					4
																			0
																			0
	2							2			3					3			10
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	3			2								2	1			2			10
1																			1
			2	3	1	3	3			2	2		2		2		2		22
2																			2
3				1		2	2					3							11
																1			1
		3			2	1								3	1		3		13
			3					1											4
									1	1			3				1		6
		1	1				1		2										5
		2			3				3		1				3				12

(Source. Edited by Zach)

CATATTACK123: when your friend uses you as a human shield - 10 pts
Flooperdooper: "my girlfriend turned into the moon." "That's rough, buddy." - 6 pts

Trueturtle: You'll find that UR someday - 11 pts
TurtTheTurtleTamer: #WeAren'tNumberOne - 7 pts
NightmareRaptor: it is okay buddy. That is just the moon - 3 pts
Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: Firendship is everything. The meteor scare also helps bringing foes together - 0 pts
Lin Ming: Paint me like your French women! - 5 pts

	2	3		1	1	3				10
2		2		2						6
			3	3	3	2				11
3		1			2	1				7
1	1		1							3
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	3		2							5