The Dashing Protagonist: Playing Games on Dial-Up was the Dark Souls of the internet - 8 pts
JackSarpticEye: The Shate? Shaie? Shape? Cyber Cafe: Only lets you go to 4chan - 1 pt
SeraPHOny: A sign from before we learned we could silence modems' cries of pain. - 9 pts, 5 vts
Poison Ax on Plasma: "No, It's not a typho. Now sit in the chair, I'll tie you up. Enjoy internet as it was in 1996." - 10 pts
R2N: Unbeknownst to the memeing public, the typo was elsewhere on the sign of The Shite Internet Cafe. - 5 pts
SadOatcakes: "Those truth-in-advertising laws were really taking a toll on business." - 9 pts, 4 vts
CroThunder: Address: Hell avenue 404 - 1 pt
gANeLoN: Time Warner Spectrum is the exclusive internet provider for hell. - 4 pts
noodlesman222: suffering - 0 pts
Stormwolfenstein: "Oh look, they have kingdom of loathing here!" - 13 pts
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Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker: "Anne Boleyn's unknown twin brother, had one too many close shaves." - 7 pts
Broken Golem: I don't know if it's for or against, but I'm suddenly a lot more interested in Brexit - 12 pts
DIEGO1marcUS: geez, I didn't know Queen Elizabeth had kept some kinky stuff back then - 8 pts
Volc: My eyes are up... oh wait. - 13 pts
Poison Ax on Plasma: "what do you I like about you the most? you ey-...err, you eyxceptional taste in clothing!" - 2 pts
IwishIwasaDog: New, only at Duluth Trading Co: Rebel Rompers - 0 pts
BlueMoon31: fuck KSI - 0 pts
EDG420: sorry I ve got no head - 3 pts
Ethan308: But what way does he want head! - 0 pts
Ninamo: People are really losing their heads over this Brexit thing ... oh, nevermind - 15 pts
Sandra Bakersfield: "When the Sex Pistols became mainstream." - 1 pt
Stormwolfenstein: KoL, I'm beginning to worry about penshoppe and all of these headless people he's got lying around. - 11 pts
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Poison Ax on Plasma: Super Mario Bros. 2 Brothers in Time. - 1 pt
gANeLoN: Down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of Heaven. Five Stars! - 5 pts
DIEGO1marcUS: In order to understand this movie, you'll need to know about parallel universes - 8 pts
Derplingtons: inb4 live action crapfest - 3 pts
Tay Zonday: The heartbreaking story, of a man, who's true love kept being stolen by a giant turtle. Mario Mario, coming to theaters near you. - 10 pts
JAD: It's a-me, Hollywood's lack of good ideas! - 12 pts
CATATTACK123: It's a me, a mario, wahoo! let's a-go! im mario! and imma playing mario in this game! you can see at the top! oh a-no, i have fallen into a hole and i can't get up! - 7 pts
COUNT SAUCEY: "I'm going to get so high for this." - 3 pts
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