SkylerDakota: Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Smile! - 4 pts, 2 vts
Turtley Boi: They're sending messages to China - 2 pts
VolcWatcher: Dynamic advertising in action: they're learning... - 6 pts
heroic Kol player: with friends like these - 3 pts, 2 vts
drumset04: Little did they know, he's taking a selfie - 11 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: Everyone is watching. There are cameras EVERYWHERE. - 2 pts
Sir Phil Shady: In Soviet Russia, picture takes you! - 19 pts
bjackleg: The 2D man is showing the derivitive 1D relationship. - 3 pts, 1 vt
PsyMar: poster, poster, on the fence, and two people looking dense! - 4 pts, 3 vts
gANeLoN: "Let's hurry up and take the picture. My Tide pods are getting warm." - 5 pts

					1				3	4
					2					2
3			2			1				6
2							1			3
	1	3	1			3		3		11
	2									2
	3	1	3	2	3		3	2	2	19
				3						3
1		2							1	4
				1		1	2	1		5

Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: "Pen, do you have a fetish on headless men, or do you just hate heads? This is an entry, and a concerned question at the same time! Wowie!"  - 4 pts, 1 3
Llamasoup: The girls have been swooning over him since that nearly fatal squid monster encounter - 11 pts
JAD: All this diet and exercise and I still can't get "ahead" in life... - 14 pts
heroic Kol player: this is what happens when the plastic mannequins are on break - 2 pts, 1 vt
Making Poutine Everyday: Be careful, that necklace can slip off very easily. No sudden movements, jumping, dancing, lying down, etc. - 10 pts

Meh657: Headless person does not bleed - 0 pts
Lord President: "When a person sends more than one entry" - 7 pts
Zammorak: Yo mama so fat, she sat on my face and took my whole head off! - 4 pts, 0 3's
JustAnotherPerson1: "don't look! He's missing his head!" - 2 pts, 2 vts

	3			1						4
2		1	3	2		3				11
1			2	3	3	1	3	1		14
								2		2
	1	3	1		2			3		10
										0
3	2						2			7
		2				2				4
					1		1			2

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Zammorak: No need to lose your head over it. - 12 pts
damien1: "i know, i know. you're thinking how did i get that scar on my abdomen? well everyone has their secrets." - 5 pts
heroic Kol player: ACTUAL PHOTO of french king in heaven colourised circa 1795 - 3 pts, 2 vts
ShinyPlatypus: truly, he never had his head about him until after the first cup of coffee. - 13 pts
gANeLoN: I know what your thinking. How is this possible? Have you always been this way? The answer is, yes. I was born with no nipples and a vagina on my abdomen. - 9 pts
Llamasoup: When you take mannequin senpai home - 6 pts, 4 vts
GrayWing: not my cup of tea - 10 pts
VolcWatcher: Sooo where does he pour that coffee exactly? - 3 pts, 1 vt
SirStabsalot: guess what else has no head ;)? - 6 pts, 3 vts
Nikolai the Russian Fugitive: "the average communist" - 6 pts, 2 vts
Making Poutine Everyday: Down the throat, through the throat, poured down the throat. - 3 pts, 1 vt
ThePig: X: hey look at me in the eye. Z: you have no eye - 2 pts
LowRez: WTF?!?? No cream? - 0 pts

	1	1	1			2		2	1	2	2		12
				1				3			1		5
1			2										3
2	2				2	3		1	3				13
					3		3			3			9
				2		1	2					1	6
	3	2					1			1		3	10
		3											3
				3	1							2	6
3											3		6
			3										3
									2				2
													0

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Zecho: Excuse me Mr. Curtain, get off my stage. - 9 pts

heroic Kol player: when you cover up your flaws but know that it doesn't matter - 5 pts
MatrixM: "When she keeps your last shirt" - 10 pts
IMTEHWALRUS: When the carpet matches the drapes - 5 pts
Zammorak: When the hot water shuts off mid-shower. - 7 pts
lol mark: the curtain wasn't enough... -1 pt
shkspr: "If I can't find a shirt for my Halftime gig, it's CURTAINS for me" -14 pts
thecatlady: My teenaged daughter screched and tore down the curtains to make matching shirts for herself and the family dog - 6 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: The curtains open, revealing... my mom! XD - 0 pts
gigiGhost: Ah yes - that's better - now Chris is all mine. - 3 pts

		3		1	3		1		1	9
1			2			2				5
	3		1	3		3				10
	2	2				1				5
3	1				1		2			7
		1								1
			3	2	2		3	1	3	14
2								2	2	6
										0
								3		3

Turtley Boi: harry potter music intensifies - 9 pts
breakingamber: I'm starting with the man in the mirror / I'm asking him to change his ways - 11 pts

damien1: i watch you in your sleep. or i would if i could remember where i put the darn remote for this haunted mirror thing. ethel, have you seen the remote? anyways, kill people or something... ethel, any luck? - 1 pt
DragonLord123: "He never knew who put the picture up, but he loved it so much he took a photo of it every day" - 6 pts

Making Poutine Everyday: 10 things science still can't answer. - 12 pts

Meh657: Meanwhile, in an alternate reality.... - 1 pts
commanderMack: When your mirror world self don't know how use a phone and you mock him for it. - 8 pts

TheTractor: "I guess I'm a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That's okay though; I have more fun than most people." 
- Bob Ross - 4 pts
heroic Kol player: great photoshop there friend - 2 pts

				3	3		3			9
3			3			3	2			11
				1						1
2		1						3		6
1	3	2	2		2	2				12
						1				1
	1	3	1				1	2		8
				2	1			1		4
	2									2

Sarahlynn: "It calms me when the cards flip at the end" - 3 pts
Making Poutine Everyday: Replace the people with homework, replace the Solitaire with KoL. That's me! - 5 pts, 2 vts
JAD: Rare photo shows "the other side" of the DMV. - 12 pts
heroic Kol player: when you have chores and play games to forget them - 2 pts
gANeLoN: "Sorry our system is slow today. Can you spell your last name one more time?" - 20 pts
Turtley Boi: me but with Kol - 0 pts

Meh657: Solitaire on the job. - 0 pts
damien1: any time you've ever dealt with any government ever - 5 pts, 3 vts
ThePig:

Customer1: Mdm, pls help me to activate this account.
Officer: Sure, in a min.

1 hour later...

Customer1: Mdm?
Officer: Yes?
Customer1: One hour had passed.
Officer: Ah yes. Wait after this game.

Customer1: Nani?
- 5 pts, 4 vts
DanceDanceRevolution2000: When you have more important things to do - 7 pts, 4 vts
Zecho: Substitute teachers sitting at the teacher's desk not knowing what to do be like: - 7 pts, 3 vts

							1		2				3
						3		2					5
1			3		3		2	1		2			12
					2								2
2	3	3	2		1		3		3	3			20
													0
													0
		2		1		2							5
	2	1				1				1			5
3	1		1	2									7
				3				3	1				7